Woman Uses Cell Phone While Driving, Plows Into Cows

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 11/04/2013 at 23:47 • Filed to: car crime, jeep liberty, wtf

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Alright, her name is Daisy Cowit. Yes, Daisy Cowit, so let's just get that out of the way right now. She's 21, and this just happened.

Police have arrested this woman, who was allegedly using her cell phone while driving in New York with a Jeep Liberty. She plowed into a herd of poor, innocent, defenseless cows, hitting six. Three of which were seriously injured and had to undergo surgery, but it looks like they're going to make it. They're going to live.

According to authorities, she was using her cell phone at the time of the accident. Having been charged with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and reckless driving, she also faces charges of driving while using a cell phone and failure to exercise due care. Both traffic infractions, and all of which is definitely uncool.

Word on weather Ms. Cowit has a lawyer remains unclear. Also unclear is if any of the cows she hit are named Daisy.

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Nibby > PRBot II 11/04/2013 at 23:49

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HI I'M DAISY *points at avatar*

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > PRBot II 11/04/2013 at 23:51

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What a cowtastrophe

PRBot II > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 11/04/2013 at 23:52

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Zing!

ToyDeathbot > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 11/04/2013 at 23:56

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maybe she was in a bad moo-d

Nibby > PRBot II 11/04/2013 at 23:59

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I found a picture of the accident!

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > ToyDeathbot 11/05/2013 at 00:01

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It was a moment of Bovine intervention

I'll see myself out now

PRBot II > Nibby 11/05/2013 at 00:02

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I lol'ed. I mean, I feel bad for the poor cows... but I lol'ed.

Aaron James > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 00:13

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Moooove out of the way, dang cows...

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 00:46

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She managed to mow down so many Holsteins and this is the worst injury sustained thus far?

McMike > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 05:22

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Please make the front page... please make the front page.....

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 05:26

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No use crying over spilt milk it seems.

McMike > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 05:27

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double post

McMike > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 05:32

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After:

Before:

PRBot II > McMike 11/05/2013 at 08:17

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Woah... is that her? That's not her.

Wait is that her?

McMike > PRBot II 11/05/2013 at 08:21

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Yeah, I just GIS'd her name and a hand full of them popped up.

Here's another one.

PRBot II > McMike 11/05/2013 at 08:34

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Nice... I'd pee in her butt. I'd be willing to entertain the idea of a nice evening spent over dinner and drinks with her.

zadtheinhaler > McMike 11/05/2013 at 08:35

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Well played, sir!

zadtheinhaler > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 11/05/2013 at 08:37

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You better start hoofing it before the Pun Police come looking for you.

Kugelblitz > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 11/05/2013 at 09:29

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From the pic, looks like Bovine Spongiform Epilelpsy has kicked in.

Makoyouidiot > McMike 11/05/2013 at 09:58

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Dat redhead...

McMike > Makoyouidiot 11/05/2013 at 10:13

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PRBot II > McMike 11/05/2013 at 11:40

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I think I'm in love.