What abnormal car would you dream of targa/rallying?

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11/03/2013 at 06:45 • Filed to: None

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By abnormal, I mean, not in the usual SUV (for Baja), coupe, hatchback or sedan forms. I'd allow exotics if you don't normally see them in a rally guise (i.e. Top Gear Bentley Conti GT).

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Personally, I'd like to rally a Toyota Previa 4WD (rally prepped of course! unless I want to do barrel rolls). FMR Layout. Four wheels on the ground. 5-speed manual. 8 Seats. The title of the ultimate minivan hoon machine.

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Oh and it's pretty damn cheap










Here's some other less usual ones

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Subaru WRX (obligatory)

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Targa Brick

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Mitsubishi Delica Rally Van

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The answer to everything with it's roof off

the way kinja formats stuff is making me cry :(


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! BJ > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 06:49

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I think it'd be fun to Targa with my Passat Wagon. Why not, right?


Kinja'd!!! The Stig Farmer > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 06:57

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Because Lamborghini rally car

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Unfortunately said Lambo ended up in a ditch:

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Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > BJ
11/03/2013 at 07:00

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Would you cry if it crashes?

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Or burns? (luckily yours is German, not Italian)

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Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:02

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Ouch, I guess the 4WD didn't help out enough :(

Still better than having the whole thing burnt to the ground


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:03

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Some sort of classic muscle car. Because why not? I remember a muscle rally car on the front page a few months back that was pretty awesome but I can't find it. I think it was a Camaro?


Kinja'd!!! The Stig Farmer > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:06

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Wonder how well it actually did before its accident. Certainly an unorthodox car for a a gravel rally...


Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:06

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RallyChicken!

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Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
11/03/2013 at 07:07

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Man, it's rare, but when they do it right it looks badass


Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:11

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For some reason, Gallardos are the only exotics you see in targas and (rarely) rallys. That's only if you want the call the 911 GT3 a 'sports car'.

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Kinja'd!!! The Stig Farmer > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
11/03/2013 at 07:14

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This one?

God rally is awesome


Kinja'd!!! The Stig Farmer > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:18

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They're getting relatively cheap now (for a mid-engined Italian supercar :P)... checking AutoTrader and the earlier models are going for around £60,000 over here.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:19

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Thats pretty amazing, but no. I think it was a first or second gen camaro


Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:21

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so basically because Audi :P

Or even worst, because VW


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:24

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Because time, oxidation, and subtle custom.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:32

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I still can't find the one I was thinking of but I did find these which are pretty awesome:



From here:
http://jalopnik.com/whats-faster-o…
http://jalopnik.com/the-ice-monste…

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Kinja'd!!! The Stig Farmer > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
11/03/2013 at 07:42

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This car is just pure evil. A ratty Camaro taking every corner with a healthy dollop of drift.

I want one now


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > The Stig Farmer
11/03/2013 at 07:52

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I like how he used the snow banks to limit his drifts. I think the main reason why he's faster than the M3 is that the M3 driver isn't willing to slam his car into the piled snow.


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 07:59

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Unusual rally cars?

you might enjoy this:


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 08:02

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sorry, kinja'd.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 08:04

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Actually, a Mk2 Jetta. It's been done, but usually the Golf.

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And it's another shortened one.

Anyone care to explain why rallycar short?


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 08:38

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For some reason, I just want to turbocharge the shit out of one of these, throw a widebody kit on it, some fog lights, and a hatch spoiler, and go tear shit up.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 09:14

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I have gone off-roading in a Chevy Celebrity, back when I was in high school. I got it stuck in some sand and had to dig it out. It wasn't exactly the best off-roader. However, the Pontiac version did come with AWD as an option, so maybe next time I'd choose that.

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Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 09:21

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Veyron Dakar.

Make it so.


Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 10:19

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A GM B body or Safari van. Also any Dodge LX expect the caliber


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 11:49

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Because quattro.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 12:26

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Jensen FF


Kinja'd!!! BJ > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 13:07

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Probably, yes, but no more so than if it were to happen while on any other drive.


Kinja'd!!! King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 14:52

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A 600hp Jeep Wrangler.


Kinja'd!!! ToyDeathbot > webmonkees
11/03/2013 at 15:44

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Wow that's pretty awesome


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > ToyDeathbot
11/03/2013 at 15:54

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Mercedes Gull Wing... with Sophia Loren!

http://www.thegentlemanracer.com/2013/04/car-gi…

Once reality returns, I would love to take a Chrysler 300 and make it go racecar. First thought would 80-90's Audi 5000 style with the huge box fender flares and such, but it wouldn't take much to go from there to rally, right?

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Kinja'd!!! Skif6996 > ToyDeathbot
11/10/2013 at 09:38

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Dodge Omni FTW.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > webmonkees
07/25/2014 at 04:31

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is that a Brat?


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > ToyDeathbot
07/25/2014 at 05:50

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Jaguar XJS. Probably the 4.0l AJ6 tuned to ~300bhp and ~350lb-ft, but a 5.3l V12 is just such a batshit idea i might prefer that :)

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Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
07/25/2014 at 07:36

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Yes,

They remain Subaru Brats until they're Subaru Parts.