Before tomorrow i will have you know

"TyFc3s-A car hating millennial" (tyfc3s-a-car-hating-millennial) 11/01/2013 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE JUKE SINCE DAY ONE!!

Ever since i first saw the commercials of this chubby cheeked little thunder-hornet drifting though a city ive seen potential!!! and i am called upon to argue my case day after day, but i still love it!

so tomorrow when kenny gets his ass handed to him at his own game by a super juker, and all you little fan boys and girls go stabbing each other in the testicles and ovaries, just know that i saw the way first! i even gave you all my idea a long time ago which has seeped into your mind, only to be mass produced by the now sick, crazy juke fans

Now you will all see the errors of your ways!! muhahahaha

aquila121 > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/01/2013 at 23:10

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Um—what the hell is going on tomorrow? Is Ken Block taking on the Juke GT-R?? I loved that Nissan's engineers decided to be crazy enough to do that Frankenstein project.

MECHAGODZILLA FOR LIFE!

rabbitman > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/01/2013 at 23:12

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I think it is a pretty cool little whatever you want to categorize it as car,ute. One of those things, its so goofy you got to love it. Some day it will be remembered. I would like to see something you can buy with more HP and AWD then stock, but not with the price some of these are getting.

TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > aquila121 11/01/2013 at 23:21

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http://jalopnik.com/everything-you…

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a russian copy juke R is going to challenge him in the finals of GRiD Gymkhana tomorrow.. no idea how to see it.. but i would love yo

TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > rabbitman 11/01/2013 at 23:23

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well you can get this with 200hp and AWD with the same turbo 4 they're gonna put into the S16 brz fighter

rabbitman > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/01/2013 at 23:35

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That's a tough one since that is close to Fiesta ST pricing dang really close if minus the AWD and 0-60 times not so close. But I like em both dammit. The Tent package might be a deal closer.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/01/2013 at 23:46

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"Juke!!!..testicles... ovaries... stabbing...muahaha"

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Are you on the DRUGS, son?

TyFc3s-A car hating millennial > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 11/01/2013 at 23:59

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Hahahaha no, just in a fit of passion over my sweet beloved juke!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/02/2013 at 00:02

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I actually don't think it's a bad car
yes, I am coming out of the closet on my juke love :D
I see it as a lifted, AWD Japanese GTi

desertdog5051 > TyFc3s-A car hating millennial 11/02/2013 at 01:25

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Nissan Joke. Stupidest looking vehicle made in years.

wabbastang > desertdog5051 12/10/2013 at 11:54

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stupidest is the bestest word for it. +1