When discussing a Porsche, the word "whale" ought only precede "tail" ...

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10/31/2013 at 13:55 • Filed to: None

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There are all sorts of other gizmos that make this one fast whale indeed.

Sad.

http://jalopnik.com/i-just-had-a-s…

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* Edited for clarity and grammar.

* Added quote for additional clarity. Lay off me with the Saabs, already!


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 13:58

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wrong


Kinja'd!!! MylesD > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 13:58

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(Cough) Saab.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 13:59

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$kay, find us a whale tailin' chic by a whale tailed porsche?


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 14:18

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...ahem.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 14:32

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Precede


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 14:49

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*Ahem*


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Nibbles
10/31/2013 at 14:53

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See edit.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > AbigGRNboot
10/31/2013 at 14:53

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See edit.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > MylesD
10/31/2013 at 14:53

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See edit.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 14:57

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lol

posted before edit though; my point still stands ;)


Kinja'd!!! MylesD > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 15:01

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Well played. I'm just a loser Saab lover, so...ya know, these things.


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 15:18

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I have that t-shirt!

Also, I don't care what people say, I love the Panamera. Plus the new Turbo S is an executive car that can go 192mph and do 0-60 in 3.6s! And has 570PS!! And a hatchback!!! And the option to add 150mm to the wheelbase if you want to make it a limo!!!! And I only added that last point so I could have more exclamation marks!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Nibbles
10/31/2013 at 15:19

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Humpback whaletail?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 15:50

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double *ahem

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > 505Turbeaux
10/31/2013 at 15:59

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I was referencing this line in the FP article I linked to:

There are all sorts of other gizmos that make this one fast whale indeed.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mikeado
10/31/2013 at 16:44

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It's an impressive machine, but it's not attractive from the rear!!!!!!!!!

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Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 17:30

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That's fine by me!!!!!! That way when I overtake people I get to rub their faces in it by making them look at that weird bulbous arse as I pull away from them!!!!!!!

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Kinja'd!!! pdish > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 17:52

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Please save the whales, turbo first, but all of them in the end (Even the Saabs, Mustangs and Merkurs)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > pdish
10/31/2013 at 18:22

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Slant-nose last.


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2013 at 18:46

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Well said.