Bad Car Names

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
10/31/2013 at 10:02 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday, we were discussing the Suzuki Esteem, and it's daft name. Today, I came upon this in a thread about the Tokio Motor Show. Suzuki is going to present the Hustler. I mean really? Who comes up with this shit? Are they all 13 years old and hoping that mommy wouldn't notice?


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Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 10:04

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Is Hustler a well-known porn mag in the cultures they're aiming that concept at? It's not like they called it the Playboy.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 10:05

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The Rick Ross school of naming.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 10:06

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Just when they left the US market too! I'm sure it would be a hit in hip-hop videos. All the rice kids with their pimped out hustlers!!!

I think Nissan Versa is a silly boring name. Tiida is much cooler


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 10:06

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Obligatory- raplopnik


Kinja'd!!! Der Käfer > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 10:06

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DO THE HUSTLE!

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Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 11:23

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Japanese car companies have the habit of naming some of their jdm cars with english (and sometimes french) names that sound funny without thinking what they actually mean.

For example:

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Daihatsu Naked