Talking to a girl

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 10/30/2013 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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her: only $20 for 3/4 tank!
me: dang, my tank is like 20 gallons, takes at least like $70 to fill it
her: oh, I think mine is 25, I get really good mileage
*in my mind* OMG MATH, WHERE IS YOURS?
me: what do you drive?
her: Buick Regal Supercharger
me: Your tank is 17 gallons, 17.5 actually.
her: oh lol
me: yeah, 3/4 tank would cost way more! Like 50 bucks!
her: well there was already some gas in it
me: *I figure I better apologize, rather than ranting on and on, poking holes through her math* Sorry, i am kind of a car nut, so I was like "no way is it 25 gallons"
her: oh, haha, what is your favorite car?
me: o_o, I like lots of cars, but I guess one car I've always wanted is a 60's Mustang, what do you like?
her: Impreza, Jetta, Supra
me: Did you watch The fast and the furious last night?
her: lol, yeah.

Ilike_cougars > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 16:55

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She had me at Buick Regal Supercharged (although dont think it was ever?) , can I have her?

ddavidn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 16:55

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Classic.

PS9 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 16:56

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PS9: Hi there! My name is-

Her: Eww, GTFAway from me. *Leaves*

PS9: :(

^^that's pretty much how it usually goes.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 16:56

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Don't remind me, I lost half of my yesterday's lunch break, trying to explain a guy from work that trading his 2008 IS for a Yaris or Fiesta, won't give him better MPG figures, if he drives like a maniac. And that you got miles per gallon, not hours per gallon, so time is irrelevant.

ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 16:59

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Noooooooooo run away. Think of all the money you will waste and not get to spend on the SHO! Think on your actions!

JustWaitingForAMate > PS9 10/30/2013 at 16:59

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The trick is NOT to be in the female toilets when saying hi.

PS9 > JustWaitingForAMate 10/30/2013 at 17:01

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Does nudity help? Or...no? I could always cover up the naughty bits with ice cream if it doesn't!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Ilike_cougars 10/30/2013 at 17:01

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4th gen 97-04, haha. Yes you may have her, I won't be messing with her too much longer.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR 10/30/2013 at 17:02

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lol, I think I can get away with applebees or fridays, that won't break the bank. She does look good.

But it won't be too much longer before I run away, lol.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/30/2013 at 17:04

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haha, you should have pulled a James May and explain in painstaking detail how to convert from liters per 100km to miles per gallon and make sure to go into the difference of a UK gallon and a US gallon, then maybe if he's interested in boats you can explain gallons per hour.

Ilike_cougars > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 17:07

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LOL!! Wait I was thinking about the wrong generation of Buick Regal..

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 17:08

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Fookin' a, them's the blokes givin' me choice motor a bad rap. (Don't ask why I just did that in a Cockney accent)

Funny dialogue, though. I never have these experiences, because it goes the same with me as with PS9 :P

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 17:09

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I still needed time to eat, and he had a knife in his hand, never go full James May on someone who holds a knife. Ever.

CAR_IS_MI > PS9 10/30/2013 at 17:13

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You have to nag, incessantly. Also, profess your undying love, even though you don't even know her name.

$kaycog > PS9 10/30/2013 at 17:14

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You made me laugh........a lot!

EL_ULY > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 17:19

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lol Jetta

Kugelblitz > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 17:43

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My ex-

"I only care that there are wheels on each corner and if it stops and goes."

She took my turbo'd Pontiac Sunfire in the divorce. What could I do? I wanted to keep the Blazer.

Hoccy > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 18:08

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...and this is probably why I don't have a girlfriend.

Chairman Kaga > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 18:11

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Don't do it, man. It'll only lead to not being able to work on your car.

Destructive Tester > PS9 10/30/2013 at 18:12

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Only if you're Jon Hamm, Michael Fassbender, or Liam Neesen...

Google what they purportedly have in common if you don't get the inference.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 10/30/2013 at 18:16

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fair point, lol.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 10/30/2013 at 18:16

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lol yeah. SOmetimes I have a fascination with just... welll... I just do.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Hoccy 10/30/2013 at 18:17

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Haha, definitely not girlfriend material, haha.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 18:50

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I HATE it when girls ask me what my favorite car is. I usually respond with "I have so many and they are of cars you never heard of before." They usually say, "Name one. I'm good with cars." I then reply, "Okay. Pagani Huyara, Ariel Atom, BAC Mono, Volvo 240 wagon, Subaru Baja, Isuzu Vehicross..." then I chuckle. "Sorry. I'm a car guy". She then replies, "You were right, I've never heard of those." I then hit myself and ask, "Why couldn't I play dumb and say Ferrari or Lamborghini?"

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 19:07

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Or just stand there awkwardly and say, "Hello."

Justino6969 > EL_ULY 10/30/2013 at 19:47

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THAT'S RIGHT IT'S OUT OF PLACE BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER CARS SHE LISTED. (Jetta driver)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 10/30/2013 at 20:40

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hahahaha, THIS.

I actually also answered 60's Lincoln Continental. She doesn't like those, but she also doesn't know what they are. WTF!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 20:47

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I'm such a car guy, I have two dream garages: Fantasy and realistic. The realistic contains the Volvo wagon, the Baja, the Vehicross, a Ridgeline, an older VW Scirocco, Mazda RX-7 convertible, and a few more.

The fantasy has the Huyara, Atom, Mono, Spyker C8, Alfa 8C Spyder, and some more.

Although I think Lambos and Ferraris are cool, I wouldn't buy one. If someone offered me one for free though, obviously I'd take it. I drove an Aventador; talk about fun. But it is just too mainstream.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 10/30/2013 at 21:10

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Lol I understand them all, except the Ridgeline, why do you want one of those?

Realism garage? I'd probably keep my '10 SHO, add a Ford truck from anywhere in the 60's to about 1996 (seriously like most of them, can't pick!) and I'd want a convertible for the summers. Any 60's land barge would serve my purposes as far as that is concerned.

CCtahoe > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 21:10

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When you do run away, do it like Zoidberg. Thats all i ask haha

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CCtahoe 10/30/2013 at 21:12

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lol there's one time where I actually physically ran away, I left a party, very drunk, with this girl, 10 minutes into walking I looked over and yelled "gotta go!" and I went home. Caught some text-flack for that one, but it could have been worse.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/30/2013 at 21:27

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The Ridgeline was from one great experience I had in it. The dealer is a VW/Honda dealer (weird, right?). My dad and I were taking his Passat in for an oil change. The Ridgeline was then brand new. This was the 2nd they had. A dealer walked over and wanted us to see what it could do. We agreed. The guy completely off-roaded the thing. We went on some rough trail behind the dealership. We got some air. We drifted it around some bends. The dealer was a madman behind the wheel. The truck was insane off road. I instantly fell in love with it.
Also, my mon has a 07 Pilot. It is just so boring. Similar to the Baja, it is a Pilot with the rear chopped off (a Baja is an outback with its roof chopped off). It just was cooler.

And you reminded me of another car to the realistic garage: 2013 Volvo C70 Inscription. I love convertibles and the hardtop is so elegant.