Forza 5 Earns Its "T for Teen" Rating This Week

Kinja'd!!! "Kake Bake" (kakebake)
10/30/2013 at 12:14 • Filed to: Forza 5

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This is what a denuded car looks like in Forza 5. You can see everything; it's naughty and shameful. You might say, "Kake, I thought FM5 was rated T for comic mischief because of the antics of Johnny Clarkland, Jim Mays and Dickie Harmund." Incorrect! I say. It's for nude cars.

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1987 Ferrari F40

2009 Peugeot #9 Peugeot Sport Total 908

2011 Chevrolet #4 Corvette Racing ZR1

2011 Holden HSV GTS

2010 Abarth 500 esseesse

1997 Nissan Skyline GT-R V-Spec

1970 Nissan Datsun 510

1971 Nissan Skyline 2000GT-R

2008 BMW M3

1973 BMW 2002 Turbo

1994 Toyota Celica GT-Four ST205

1984 Volkswagen Rabbit GTI

1995 Volkswagen Corrado VR6

1995 Ferrari F50

1995 RUF CTR2

1964 Ferrari 250 GTO

2010 Aston Martin One-77

1969 Pontiac GTO Judge

2009 Ford Focus RS

1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray 427

1960 Chevrolet Corvette

1966 Ford GT40 MkII

2005 Mercedes-Benz SLR

2002 Chevrolet Corvette Z06

2005 Honda NSX-R

2011 Infiniti IPL G Coupe

2012 Land Rover Range Rover Supercharged

2005 BMW M3

1997 BMW M3

1963 Volkswagen Beetle

2008 Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR

1991 Ferrari 512 TR

2005 Subaru Impreza WRX STI

2004 Honda Civic Type-R

1969 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am

1973 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am SD-455

1970 Chevrolet Camaro Z28

1990 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > Kake Bake
10/30/2013 at 12:15

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Wait, they're adding open wheel cars? ARIEL ATOM?

I really don't want to buy an XB1, but god dammit. Project CARS needs to hurry up and come to PC.


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Kake Bake
10/30/2013 at 12:17

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It sucks i have to wait 2 months after I get the game before I can play it. I really wish I preordered a new Xbox earlier.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > TurboSloth
10/30/2013 at 12:40

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It's been known for many months now, dude.

Current open wheel car count stands at 5:

- Dallara DW12 (current IZOD IndyCar Series vehicle)

- 1976 Ferrari 312T2

- 1976 McLaren M23

- KTM X-BOW R

- Ariel Atom 500 V8

Anyone wanna try to predict the next open wheel car they'll unveil?

I'm thinking either the Caterham R500 Superlight or BAC Mono.


Kinja'd!!! julienjj > TurboSloth
10/30/2013 at 12:57

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I play Project Cars every week-ends :)


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kake Bake
10/30/2013 at 22:31

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Whichever console adds in a 917 gets all my monies.


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
10/30/2013 at 23:19

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Well, EA currently has exclusive rights to depict Porsche in video games.

Which is good news for console makers, then, because Need for Speed: Rivals is multi-platform and the only upcoming game that will feature Porsche.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Kake Bake
10/31/2013 at 00:10

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Yeah but I was hoping for GT6 or Forza 5 would feature it.


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
10/31/2013 at 00:14

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Yeah, it's unlikely either will have Porsche.

Even though T10's been pretty clear it won't be in FM5, some people still think it's up in the air whether or not they'll fork out for the license again.


Kinja'd!!! Reigntastic > Kake Bake
10/31/2013 at 01:09

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It's a shame that this will be yet another xbox exclusive. I wish Forza would come to windows live.


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > Reigntastic
10/31/2013 at 01:22

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Why not just get a PC sim, then? Those devs are a lot more free to implement unpopular (I don't mean that to be disparaging)/niche sim features.

If it's about car choice, there seem to be mods for just about any car you'd want in rFactor. If it's visuals, why not Project CARS?


Kinja'd!!! Reigntastic > Kake Bake
10/31/2013 at 01:30

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I've considered it, but I'm generally not looking for online competition. Most of it has to do with growing up playing Forza 1 and 2 on Xbox, and 3 on 360. Always enjoyed the interface and the way they played.

I haven't heard much about Project CARS, I'll have to check it out.


Kinja'd!!! Trentanium > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
11/15/2013 at 13:46

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I think all Porsche fans can hope for is that NFS Porsche Unleashed 2 becomes a real thing.