This may just be the most Jalop car ever.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/29/2013 at 21:06 • Filed to: Game

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Caption contest, you have until midnight, GO!

area man > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:09

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"Yessssssss"

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:09

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Father to daughter: We conceived you in the backseat of a Camry, we conceived your brother over there in the back seat of this.

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:09

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This caption wins.

"MOM DAD I"M GAY!...Also the new car is fabulous"

Alex Murel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:15

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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:17

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You see Gladys, I told you.
THIS is all because of that Boogie Woogie music!

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:22

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Lois, now just what the fuck is that supposed to be?

JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:25

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If you think I'm fabulous, you should see my car!

cbell04 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:28

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"Surprise!!! Well son what do you think? I over heard you talking to your buddies about needing a ride but you lost me with the need some wood in the rear is this the one you wanted?"

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:34

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McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:35

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We had a rotary wagon when I was in grade school.

It was green with a white vinyl interior. The only thing I remember about it, is that we didn't have it long. It kept going through exhaust parts, and the Ford dealerships didn't know how to work on them.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:43

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Honey, you see how small this calculator is? They say that someday they will be even smaller. Some have even gone so far as to say we may have telephones that we can hold in our hands and not be connected to any cords. Crazy stuff, isn't it.

I read in Life Magazine that we will be able to take pictures with those phones,too.

What is wrong with your brother?

Raphael Orlove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 21:43

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THE WANT... IT IS STRONG

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphael Orlove 10/29/2013 at 21:53

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You must track one down for a Jalopnik Classic Review. You must!

StiglyWigly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 22:01

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what the hell is that red thing in the background

will_kern > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 22:01

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But is it a rotary?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > will_kern 10/29/2013 at 22:02

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Yes, RX4

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > StiglyWigly 10/29/2013 at 22:03

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Silo

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 22:14

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GANGNAM STYLE? FUCK YOU - ROTARY STYLE!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2013 at 22:17

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IT'S GOJIRA!!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex Murel 10/30/2013 at 00:11

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Congratulations you sir have won!

You may choose your prize: NSFW or 1 car of your choice shooped by me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > cbell04 10/30/2013 at 00:11

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Close second. Very close.

Alex Murel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2013 at 00:18

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Woohoo! Since one of the multiple girls I'm dating would probably kill me if they found NSFW on my search history, I'll go for the shooped car. I wanna see what you can do with a 2011 Buick Regal.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex Murel 10/30/2013 at 00:19

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It will be done.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Alex Murel 10/30/2013 at 23:07

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