This is what I play when I am hitting on women

"YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you) 10/29/2013 at 19:01 • Filed to: None

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. . . I am still single.

TheOnelectronic > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:08

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Nah... hit 'em with this.

Just make sure you have a subwoofer the rough size of Manhattan for the full effect.

Grindintosecond > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:11

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Wrong song man. Wrong song, here I will help you score wit da ladies. Play a little of this an you get some lovin'

That's right. A fake Kenny-G, a fake George Michael, and a fake...well..some other guy and you got yourself a night to remember!!

Seriously when I lived in a dorm the first year of college, the hall advisor was always going to the same dance club and had his collar up and stubble shave going, not to mention a picture of George Michael up on his wall....this was the early 90's. He wasn't from this country and seemed to be trying really hard to make something work every night. Nice guy, but he made you shake your head.

YSI-what can brown do for you > TheOnelectronic 10/29/2013 at 19:13

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Is it bad that I was enjoying the song?

Nibby > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:16

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Try this

YSI-what can brown do for you > Grindintosecond 10/29/2013 at 19:19

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Man, I feel like the 80s were a dark time. Though I think this will do the trick. As we know, talking to women is the hardest way to get their number.

#onlyslightlysarcastic

YSI-what can brown do for you > Nibby 10/29/2013 at 19:20

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I was just arrested. . .

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:20

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That might work....if you're trying to pick up a guy.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 19:22

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RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:33

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I suggest oldies. Might attract the wrong demographic though.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:33

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I suggest oldies. Might attract the wrong demographic though.

505Turbeaux > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:47

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hahaha you need to know a woman first before you pull this one out of the bag on em. Shit only worked in the 80's like many other things

Blondude > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 19:48

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Enginerrrrrrrrr > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 20:00

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From a guy that is not single...

Use this one. Worked for me.

fhrblig > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 20:22

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That song ain't lighting a fire under NOBODY.

Svend > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 20:28

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Your doing it wrong playing this song to hit on women. This song WAS for hitting on women 20 years ago, now this song is for hitting on men. Change the song or change the team you bat for.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Enginerrrrrrrrr 10/29/2013 at 20:31

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Songs actually work? I never tried. I generally try the tactic of not talking to women, until they talk to me. . . it will work one of these days.

AbigGRNboot > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 20:34

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...oh wait, you said hit ON women. Sorry.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > fhrblig 10/29/2013 at 20:35

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Of a certain age maybe.

YSI-what can brown do for you > AbigGRNboot 10/29/2013 at 20:36

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Yeah, not that Indian yet. Hopefully never.

fhrblig > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 20:37

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I even like Wham!, and it's still no. Hell, I even have their debut album (on vinyl!) where they rapped. RAP. I AM NOT KIDDING. Here it is, watch and be horrified.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > fhrblig 10/29/2013 at 20:43

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I experienced it the first time around back in the 80's. I think i'll decline your offer to listen....but thanks.

AbigGRNboot > TheOnelectronic 10/29/2013 at 20:45

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I think I just woke my kid up. ;-)

fhrblig > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 10/29/2013 at 20:47

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It's not often you hear a song where the first line is a complete and utter lie.

"Hey everyone, take a look at me/I've got street credibility"

NO, SIR. YOU DO NOT.

And later, another lie. "Boys in leather kiss girls in pearls". No, I'm pretty sure boys in leather kiss other boys in leather. I've been to that bar.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/29/2013 at 21:18

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Ok to be fair it was very soon into our relationship that I played this for her...

I used to do the tactic of not talking to women I was attracted to. Luckily one decided to talk to me.

One day... it will happen... probably.