Sure is a fine looking Porsche... UPDATED

Kinja'd!!! "turbotiny" (turbotiny)
10/29/2013 at 17:28 • Filed to: None

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Hey all, Just found this on craigslist. Apparently this Porsche has a body kit.

The original ad can be found !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But I'll save you the trouble.

From craigslist:

" what would you give to own me ? 2013 porsche - $75000 (dallas)

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So tell me what this porsche is worth to you. It is being put up for private auction by invitation only. Qualified buyers only need send registration fee. This vehicle can do 212 miles per hour, is equiped with a second genertion 6 speed variable clutching system internally mounted in the transmision. Note its clean lines and double stitched leather interior. This is not a common mans car, cash in hand at end of auction. Auction fee is 200 to partisipate. To register please call 214******* "

Can you spot the Problem?

UPDATE: If you look on the windshield it says "World Class Driving" so I called them and they didn't seem to know anything about this car being for sale. So perhaps hold off on putting your money up for a chance to win this clearly one of a kind Porsche.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:30

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Clearly a Volkswagen they put Porsche badging on.


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:30

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... he accidentally parked in a food court?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
10/29/2013 at 17:32

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*must be able to remove from current location.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:33

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my guess is the "variable clutching system mounted internally in the transmission" all Ferra...uh..Porches have that externally...right?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
10/29/2013 at 17:34

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lol right, i bet its covered in little kid fingerprints and scratches. Every single teenager has taken and posted a picture of it on Facetube doing a gangsta hand gesture lol


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:37

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Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:38

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Well duh, he's posting about a Porsche but that's clearly a Lambo, dude.


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > HammerheadFistpunch
10/29/2013 at 17:38

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clearly a system not for common men.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:39

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Wow, that has to be one of the most accurate body kits ever.

LOLJK, seller's an idiot.


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
10/29/2013 at 17:39

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designed by Ford right?


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:41

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This is one of those few, select moments when the "lost faith in humanity" meme is appropriate.

How can someone this clueless even get their hands on a car this expensive? You'd think they'd at least know what a Ferrari is if they put down the amount of money needed to buy one.

Also, didn't the F430 go out of production in '09 and cost more than twice this much new? Seems like an alright deal to me when you consider that.


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > Sparf
10/29/2013 at 17:43

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Here's what I think...whoever posted this doesn't own it...this is clearly a scam.


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:44

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Didn't see the "auction fee" until just now, you're right.

My points still stand though, people this stupid shouldn't even be allowed near the car.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:45

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I'll bet as he was dictating the ad he kept saying "Porch".

Some scams are so bad.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:45

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I want to know why I have to pay $200 to partisipate, and what that even means...


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:46

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Pretty sure thats an 89 mustang 2.3 auto. Or they really do have the laziest designers ever and have begun copying Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:48

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They can't even spell 'participate', for fuck's sake. Or 'equipped'. Or 'generation'. Or 'transmission'.

I think they tried to guess what PDK is.

I think they tried to guess what make this is.

I think whomever wrote this has never had to write about a car before in his/her entire life.

Is a "common mans car" like a cheapskate version of a Le Mans car?


Kinja'd!!! maristgrad > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:50

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SCAM ALERT


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 17:58

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Idiot.

You don't need to specify the currency if you've used the $ sign.

$75,000 dallas just looks dumb, even if you put it in parentheses.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > EL_ULY
10/29/2013 at 17:59

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Don't forget the duckface.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > TheOnelectronic
10/29/2013 at 18:00

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lol and the sunglasses..

...indoors

...at night


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > turbotiny
10/29/2013 at 18:18

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Pretty sure that's a lambo dude...


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
10/29/2013 at 18:45

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no way man, don't you know a Fisker Karma when you see one?


Kinja'd!!! turbotiny > Sparf
10/29/2013 at 18:46

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I actually called World Class Driving and the woman I talked with had no clue about this car. Honestly it's a pretty simple scam, get people to pay an auction fee for a car you don't own. Basic bait and switch.