gross, yur fat and you should feel bad

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 10/29/2013 at 14:39 • Filed to: None

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anonsagainstanonymous > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:46

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To boost the popularity of popup blockers?

maristgrad > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:48

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He's fat because people call him fat, which makes him eat more because he's depressed people are calling him fat. So quit being mean lol

Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:51

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This is what's wrong with advertising these days. Back in my day, adverts were designed by people with a penchant for marketing. Sometimes, you would actually look forward to seeing that commercial, or hearing a jingle on the radio.

Nowadays though it's all about those CPMs. More ads, more possible CPMs.

"Hey, these ads aren't relevant at all to what we're publishing! Who the fuck cares!"
"Yeah, we're certain that the majority people reading offroading forums definitely want to learn how to lose belly fat and be more attractive to their husbands."
"LOL HURR DURR I JSUT STARTED A INTERWEB BLOGSITE AND IMA LOAD IT UP WITH IRRELEVANT ADDS BECAUSE CASH MONIES."

Nothing is relevant any more. Get forced to watch a baby food commercial on YouTube before being allowed to watch the highlight reels from [insert sporting event here]. Attempt to load up a news article relevant to your interests and get bombarded with full-screen, autoplay, full audio ads about getting catheters delivered to your home (discreet my tight, chiseled ass).

Advertising used to be considered an art. Now it's just a nuisance.

offroadkarter > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:52

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he's so fat, his stomach and moobs make a sad face

Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:57

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Also LEARN THE SECRET TRICK THAT THOUSANDS ARE USING TO GET LOWER INTEREST RATES IN [function GET.LOC{clientlocation.address.region] TODAY (insert random stock photo)

TSLA > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 14:59

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Because just like the Silverado itself, most of its owners are overweight.
'MURICA!

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 15:00

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It kinda looks like Mickey Mouse's head.

SkarTisu > Nibbles 10/29/2013 at 15:08

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My favorites are the ads that play before watching a commercial on YouTube.

#meta

SkarTisu > Nibbles 10/29/2013 at 15:09

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or (insert animated GIF that loops twice)

rabbitman > MonkeePuzzle 10/29/2013 at 15:12

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and they are usually target by your searches, besides a blocker you can just shut of most of these adds if you go to the opt out pages

Nibbles > SkarTisu 10/29/2013 at 15:15

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I made this comment last week. Online advertising is really getting out of hand.

I'm not one to use ad blockers, either. I frequent a lot of info sites that make a little from their ads (nowhere near what they pay to host the place, definitely not enough to cover their expert-level information) and, on those pages, I have no problem viewing - even sometimes clicking - their ads.

Crunch Buttsteak > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/29/2013 at 15:28

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Takuro Spirit > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/29/2013 at 15:41

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THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT