I take offense to this week's BlipShift shirt description.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
10/29/2013 at 12:33 • Filed to: blipshift, camry

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Your buddy starts his campfire with a trigger pull on a fluorescent piece of plastic. He also owns a beige Camry and his favorite feature is the button that warms his butt. You're different. Whether you're making a bonfire or goin' for the apex, you know nothing beats a proper manual Rev Match.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:35

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Perhaps you should change vehicles?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Casper
10/29/2013 at 12:36

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No one wants it. :,(


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:37

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But ... yours is green and doesn't warm your butt.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2013 at 12:38

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It's all beige underneath.

And man, I miss the butt warmers in the 6 I borrowed last weekend. Mmmm warm butt.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:39

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If it makes you feel better, I drive an old beige colored Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:39

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Whenever I have a car people don't want and I don't want, it becomes a rally or chump car... then gets scrapped. Go race chump car with it.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:40

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Casper
10/29/2013 at 12:46

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What will I DD then? My Trans Am's quite far from being finished.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:48

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DD the chump car until the Trans Am is done. You can't make a Camry look worse than it already does, and at least if they see you driving a beige one with a roll bar and wearing an open face helmet around town they will be laughing for a better reason ;)

No one messes with a beige Camry with body damage all over, a roll cage, and a guy wearing a helmet, in traffic.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 12:50

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I used to drive a beige Camry, however, this is how I start a campfire:

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Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Takuro Spirit
10/29/2013 at 14:22

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It took me so long to get the joke...