OCG - The lunatics are in charge of the asylum edition

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10/25/2013 at 13:54 • Filed to: one car garage

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Welcome to One Car Garage, in which I choose a manufacturer or class of vehicle, and you decide choose single vehicle (no matter how old, no matter how exclusive) to live with for the rest of your life. This is your only vehicle, and all expenses are paid for, including price of entry, insurance, gas, etc.

Ed. Note: Welp, our OCG Master Eric Siedlecki is too work-laden today so I've taken his keys while he wasn't looking. I'm sure he wont let this happen again >:)

Todays OCG challenge: Which single car from a DEAD car company will be your foreverwhip? Rules on this twisted version of OCG are simple: choose a single model from a brand that no longer builds cars.

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Ok, GO!


DISCUSSION (58)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 13:55

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G8 GXP with a manual. Boom, headshot.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 13:57

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Pontiac G8 GXP...it's like the Chevy SS but you know...WITH 3 DAMN PEDALS!

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Kinja'd!!! Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 13:57

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Saab 900 Turbo.

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 13:57

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I would take one of the only two Duesenberg SSJs ever built.

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Don't give me that "but it needs to be reliable" or "it needs to be safe" crap. I'd rock this car every day until a wheel fell off at 180mph and the whole car exploded into a chrome-plated decadent fireball.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 13:59

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Well, Vector is dead again. I go with W8. Only live once


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Carl (@stuffcarlsays)
10/25/2013 at 14:00

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you would have it forever too. So obvious a choice I didnt see it


Kinja'd!!! area man > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:01

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It's cheating a little since this was a rebadge, but I'd take that Pontiac badge over Chevy/Holden on a modern muscle car any day of the week

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Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:01

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E24 M6

Hard to find an image link Kinja likes :/

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Dunnik
10/25/2013 at 14:05

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Has anyone told the Bavarians that they're out of business?! I don't think they know this.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:05

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Avanti.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dunnik
10/25/2013 at 14:07

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > GhostZ
10/25/2013 at 14:07

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shotgun


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:08

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Studebaker Lark wagon.

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Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > GhostZ
10/25/2013 at 14:09

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My bad, reading comprehension fail.

So I'm with Carl Levine then, Saab 900 Turbo all the way:

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Kinja'd!!! SubiSanchez > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:10

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Mercury Marauder. The taxi/cop car gone bad


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:12

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I don't think I need to explain this one.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dunnik
10/25/2013 at 14:13

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Sssh. You should have just taken credit for saying that old BMW is dead.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > J. Walter Weatherman
10/25/2013 at 14:13

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go Stout!


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > J. Walter Weatherman
10/25/2013 at 14:15

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Also, I am aware that the company still produces vehicles, but they don't produce passenger cars, so I presume this still counts, right?


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:15

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Well, seeing as the whole company's for sale, I can surely buy a production-ready concept, right?

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > GhostZ
10/25/2013 at 14:16

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Because classy fiery death is BEST fiery death! :D


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Mikeado
10/25/2013 at 14:18

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I think I need to change my answer ... slightly.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:20

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My second choice

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:26

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Gumpert Apollo

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...Enraged


Kinja'd!!! BJ > GhostZ
10/25/2013 at 14:27

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Can we go for drives together? This is my pick, 'cause it has room for the whole family:

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Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > 505Turbeaux
10/25/2013 at 14:30

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That's a Tatra, actually.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > AMC/Renauledge
10/25/2013 at 14:30

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oh boy I got that one all screwed up :)


Kinja'd!!! BJ > BJ
10/25/2013 at 14:32

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Actually, I'd bring THIS one instead - the one-of-a-kind 1929 Phaeton Royale Model J at the Reynold's Alberta Museum. I've seen it in person, and it's spectacular.

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Photo from this flickr


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:32

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OMG. Sooooo many choices.

I'm going oddball here.

Jensen SP FF

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Because classy, understated and fucking beautiful (and powerful and 4wd).

Wait you say, what is an SP FF? It's the hardcore edition. Read here: http://www.richardcalver.com/article_sp.htm


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:34

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1957 DeSoto Fireflite


Kinja'd!!! J. Walter Weatherman > 505Turbeaux
10/25/2013 at 14:37

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LOL. I wouldn't mind a Stout either, though!


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Jagvar
10/25/2013 at 14:37

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I have a weakness for chrome bumpers with integrated exhaust ports.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:40

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Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:40

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It has to be my only car? Hmm.

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It's small and economical enough to be a commuter car, but with enough luggage space in the back and room for 3 in front to be practical for a single guy like me.

It's a quick mid-engine RWD sports car, which is sure to put a huge smile on my face going around corners. But the weight over the drive wheels means better traction in snow.

It's gorgeous, especially for an early '80s small car, too.

Disadvantages? Reliability. Parts supply. Finding a 2.2L S model in Europe and bringing it to America in the first place.

Still, my answer is MATRA Murena 142S .


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Jagvar
10/25/2013 at 14:41

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:swoon:

if I didn't have such a soft spot for weird Jensen's I'd have to change my answer. And this was a seriously tough question.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:42

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Barracuda- although a B-17 wouldn't be so bad either.

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Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:44

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Oooooooooo Barracuda!

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:46

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C6 RS6.....wait for it....Avant...yup.

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Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 14:50

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I've posted this before and I'll post it again every time a OCG/Dream Garage comes up. I would drive a shitbox Geo Metro as my DD for the rest of my life, if only I could have this for my weekend/sporting car.

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > BJ
10/25/2013 at 14:53

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But... but... 180mph!


Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > J. Walter Weatherman
10/25/2013 at 14:58

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How about a nice lager instead?

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 15:00

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2 stroke goodness

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Kinja'd!!! Sparf > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
10/25/2013 at 15:13

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I didn't know Audi was out of business?


Kinja'd!!! PlayerWAN > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 15:18

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Saab 9-2x aero, with STi wheels, as pictured.

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Sparf
10/25/2013 at 15:31

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note the gif....coke is a hellava drug... LOL just herd the voice of my elementary school teacher reminding me the importance of reading the directions...


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 15:39

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SO MUCH YES!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 15:48

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My first thought was a Gilbern Invader. Because I REALLY want one, but it is RHD, not a good thing in Norway. Then I thought Jensen FF becase awd.. but again RHD.. So it will not be this.

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Or this,

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but THIS... A Monteverdi 375 sedan. Chrysler V8 and funky design, what's not to love ehh?

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Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > All Motor Is Best Motor
10/25/2013 at 15:58

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Hmm.. When did McLaren "die"? I thought they still made cars. ;)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 17:56

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one of these, please!

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this is the "Evoluzione" model, with even wider box flares!
and yes, lancia is still making cars, but spiritually, they're deader than Pontiac, Plymouth, and whilly's combined


Kinja'd!!! Dann > Brian, The Life of
10/25/2013 at 19:54

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'67 Olds 442

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Kinja'd!!! JesusBuiltMyHotRod > Dann
10/25/2013 at 21:47

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Besides my current Cutlass, my answer is a '68 Hurst/Olds Cutlass.


Kinja'd!!! ChampagneChariot > Brian, The Life of
10/27/2013 at 11:06

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Enough said.

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Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:51

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Alpine A110 all the way!


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:52

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Cord 810/812


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:53

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They technically don't produce Autozams anymore.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:57

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Panhard 24


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:58

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Triumph Dolomite


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Brian, The Life of
10/28/2013 at 22:59

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Rover SD1 Vitesse, because weird English executive hatchback with Ferrari Daytona-esque styling and V8 power.