4 Week Old Evo GSR Annihilated

Kinja'd!!! "MooseKnuckles" (andyschenk)
10/24/2013 at 18:14 • Filed to: None

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Ok I don't have pictures, yet. I'll get that out of the way.

Here's the story:
My buddy's ex moved out sans breakup. She moved in with a friend who has two other roommates. One roommate is dating a guy who just bought a Evo GSR about a month ago-ish. $50,000
I just heard that he gymkhana'd the fuck out of it early this morning.
We got a couple cm of snow over night, so maybe he was feeling AWDy before rush hour this morning.
She said he lost it in a roundabout and rolled it, and didn't know anything else (he is 'ok' apparently, too). So what I'm thinking is he went full buck into the roundabout, things go sideways and squirrely lots, a lot of amateur over correct was applied and he ditched it.. in a ditch, then a mud field that is becoming a subdivision.

Car has been loaded onto a flatbed and is gone, so I can't really go get pictures, but some will surface pretty quick I bet. It'll be dark by the time I get home, but I'm going to swing out to the debris field tomorrow morning and double check the flip-skid trajectory that is supposed to be going along with his bullshit story.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! xxxxxx > MooseKnuckles
10/24/2013 at 18:21

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Old polish saying

"Stupidity doesn't hurt"


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > MooseKnuckles
10/24/2013 at 18:22

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Ouch. I can't really blame him. Sure it was irresponsible, but hell, I'd do the same thing too if we had some snow. I wanna see these pictures.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > MooseKnuckles
10/24/2013 at 18:31

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WAT

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Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > TurboSloth
10/24/2013 at 18:31

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According the his hysterical girl friend who was the source of info to my buddy's ex, the car is "crinkled" and missing a wheel


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > xxxxxx
10/24/2013 at 18:33

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Kinja'd!!! xxxxxx > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/24/2013 at 18:43

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I've been waiting for this day my entire life...

I love you.

*cries*


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > MooseKnuckles
10/24/2013 at 18:54

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Maybe now he can do the right thing and buy 2 V6 Mustangs


Kinja'd!!! xxxxxx > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
10/24/2013 at 18:56

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Any reason for my promotion?


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > xxxxxx
10/24/2013 at 19:01

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i felt like it