Night y'all. Here's one that'll give you nightmares.

Kinja'd!!! "TexasEdition" (TexasEdition)
10/24/2013 at 01:11 • Filed to: None

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Or maybe something to Jaaaaaaag off to, if you're into that sort of thing. Nothing spells class quite like lime green wheels and a matte black wrap.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4142365391…


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > TexasEdition
10/24/2013 at 01:24

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Austin, huh? That makes sense. And you're a rat bastard for showing me this before I go to bed.

Also, refer back to my latest comment on your $TSLA trade.


Kinja'd!!! TexasEdition > PatBateman
10/24/2013 at 01:31

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Austin, your beauty more than makes up for the absurdity taking place within your city limits.

On $TSLA, sorry I missed your comment! Against the advice of a certain employee of a certain financial institution, I held on, and sold up roughly 15% before it quickly dropped below where I had bought in. All in all, a typical move for me that happened to pay off. Rest assured though, while I may not be what one may consider 'risk averse,' I'm not a complete imbecile...

Anyway, I dropped the profit into a low cap the other day that managed to jump a good 65%. I somehow feel like less of a man for messing around with low caps, but boy can they be profitable.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > TexasEdition
10/24/2013 at 02:31

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I dig it. I will not rest until every model of car ever made has been given the donk treatment.


Kinja'd!!! TexasEdition > 911e46z06
10/24/2013 at 02:46

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Interestingly enough, only after seeing the photos of this particular car did I decide that the old XK's lines are actually pretty attractive. Maybe these - presumably in non-donk form - will become better with age. Or maybe not...

That said, in light of Harris's tire shredding affair on Drive I'm thinking next on the to-be-donked list is an F12 Berlinetta. If that car needs anything, it's a suspension lift and 24" wheels. Who wants a good 'Ring time when you can finally show up your cousin Emmanuel in his Crown Vic sitting on peasant-status 22's.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > TexasEdition
10/24/2013 at 02:50

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Yeah dude. I love the old XKs. Almost bought one once, but I just couldn't quite get over the 'unreliable Jag' stigma enough to pull the trigger. But yeah, the hardtops are knockouts.

I'm waiting on the FR-S/BRZ donk. I know it's coming. And fuck Emmanuel. That guy's always been a dick.


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > TexasEdition
10/24/2013 at 03:51

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What is this, I don't even...

PETA should probably step in at this point.


Kinja'd!!! TexasEdition > RickyD
10/24/2013 at 11:57

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I think you're right. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE JAGUARS?!??


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > TexasEdition
10/24/2013 at 12:16

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Cue sad music, begin montage with abused and battered Jaguars. Ask for money to save these cats from a recycling center, then ask for money to build the CX-75

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