Future Top Gear Hosts, Ranked

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/23/2013 at 22:06 • Filed to: Unexplained Lists, Top Gear, Lists

1) Jason Torchinsky
2) Chris Harris
3) Rebecca Jackson

DISCUSSION (47)

More Power!!and also some brakes. > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:08

All yes, that is perfect.

ghosty - electric space wizard > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:09

Murilee Martin?

McMike > ghosty - electric space wizard
10/23/2013 at 22:10

Sure, she can host too.

For Sweden > ghosty - electric space wizard
10/23/2013 at 22:11

Top Gear couldn't afford Murilee.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:11

Hello Everybody! We're back! Unfortunately, Jason couldn't be here in time for filming this evening, see his car only does 42...

Simplify, then add beer > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:11

4) The Regular Cars guy

5) Taki Inoue

ghosty - electric space wizard > McMike
10/23/2013 at 22:14

I honestly don't know if you know who he is or not. So if you're joking then I reply with "haha" and if you aren't I reply with, "he's a boy." :P

Slave2anMG > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:15

The two bartenders and our waitress today at Twin Peaks in Concord NC. They probably don't know squat about cars but they are pretty easy on the eyes...

RMudkips > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:17

100.) Being hit by a bus

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150.) Piers Morgan

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > RMudkips
10/23/2013 at 22:21

149.) Top Gear Cancelled

Gamecat235 > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:29

Ezra Motherfucking Dyer

For Sweden > Gamecat235
10/23/2013 at 22:36

LOL

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:37

Dude major oversight: Dave Freiburger and Mike Finnegan. Done. Game over.

For Sweden > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
10/23/2013 at 22:43

Your opinions are wrong, and that makes you a terrible person.

One of them could replace Rutledge Wood. MAYBE

Saracen > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:44

Harry Metcalfe

Gamecat235 > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:48

A show with Torch, Ezra and Chris Harris would be my version of a Dream auto show.

For Sweden > Gamecat235
10/23/2013 at 22:50

No women in your dream show?

Gamecat235 > For Sweden
10/23/2013 at 22:52

Jean Jennings can host.

m2m, apex detective > For Sweden
10/24/2013 at 09:09

Where do I sign?

JEM > For Sweden
10/24/2013 at 11:30

4) Jessi Combs

McMike > ghosty - electric space wizard
11/10/2013 at 16:36

"Haha" as the proper reply. :)

ghosty - electric space wizard > McMike
11/10/2013 at 16:42

I had a feeling that would be it! I was pretty sure you'd know who he is because I'm about 99% sure you've been here longer than me haha.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:34

Steve Lehto?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:34

Who's Rebecca Jackson?

For Sweden > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
03/10/2015 at 16:35

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_J…

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:36

Raikkonnen.

Cherry_man1 > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:36

Nikki Lauda? Maybe?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:37

Huh.. for some odd reason I've never heard about her.. Hangs head in shame..

For Sweden > Cherry_man1
03/10/2015 at 16:37

I didn't realise the BBC was an Austrian operation.

lucky's pepper > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
03/10/2015 at 16:38

Some studio should give them a serious budget and let those two have at it. Roadkill, which I assume is paid for with change found under the seats of the beaters they drive and the proceeds from selling stolen copper, is spectacular.

Cherry_man1 > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:39

I mean you don't have to be British. Do you?

For Sweden > Cherry_man1
03/10/2015 at 16:40

It's the BBC, so you do

Cherry_man1 > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:41

why not everyone's favroite formor McLaren F1 owner Mr.Bean?

For Sweden > Cherry_man1
03/10/2015 at 16:41

Lower than 3rd

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:42

Umm... Gary Busey? Just stick him on the Top Gear track with some ridiculous car and see what happens.

Raphael Orlove > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:44

1) Torchinsky

2) Torchinsky

3) Torchinsky's robot companions

Thunderface > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:50

Moi

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:54

1) Jason Torchinsky

2) Rebecca Jackson

3) Rowan Atkinson

FIFY.

You need an older gentleman to provide some wisdom and because Torchinsky > Harrismonkey he gets the boot. Or maybe he climbs out of the boot at the end of every show.

Klaus Schmoll > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 16:54

Kinja'd!!!

Tom Ford!

Flat Six > Raphael Orlove
03/10/2015 at 16:58

4) Torchinsky's swirling orbs that control your every thought and movement

For Sweden > Raphael Orlove
03/10/2015 at 17:11

How about a web series cop buddy drama featuring you and Jason in your Beetles?

One is a straight-laced veteran who keeps everything stock and by the book, but is still an officer of a different stripe.

The other is a rookie who breaks all the rules, including the rule not to hurt himself, and has the scars and dings to prove it.

Together, they will rid the streets of the glycol menace. They are... The Käfer Cops

Cherry_man1 > For Sweden
03/10/2015 at 17:14

really?

Raphael Orlove > Flat Six
03/10/2015 at 20:48

I nearly forgot about the orbs, until they delivered The Punishment at the appointed hour and I remember their blessings once more.

RedPir8Roberts > For Sweden
03/11/2015 at 02:24

1. Rowan Atkinson

2. Hugh Laurie

3. Stephen Fry

Top Gear Blackadder Edition. They already know each other well, Laurie and Atkinson as we know are terrifically witty and Atkinson is a car guy, and Fry is a veddy-British pedant in the mold of James May.

IRS4 > For Sweden
05/04/2015 at 15:11

Sabine Schmitz, bitte !

For Sweden > IRS4
05/04/2015 at 15:12

She’s Deutsch

404 - User No Longer Available > For Sweden
05/04/2015 at 15:17

Tavarish needs to be on the producers team though. He would be responsible for the cheap car challenge budgets.