"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
10/23/2013 at 08:03 • Filed to: None
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"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
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Every morning, opponauts arrive at work or school or prison. Akin to geese, they make a daily pilgrimage to oppo. But after a while, they've scrolled through every post; they become bored. And so, a dilemma arises. Do I keep hitting refresh like a moron, or do I visit... THE FP...
Many opponauts do indeed visit... THE FP. They go for different reasons; to troll burners, to make witty remarks about politics/geography (cough, Sweden, cough), to simply read some nonsensical b.s. in the comments for lols. Whatever the case, they inevitably leave a comment somewhere.
They experience... THE FP... with mixed results. Sometimes they win a COTD, but other times they are devoured alive by a school of vicious Stupid Sharks. STUPID SHARKS ON FIRE BECAUSE THEYRE BURNERS. IT'S LIKE SHARKNADO BUT THEY'RE LIKE FLAMING HAMMERHEADS RAINING FROM THE SKY.
Either way, they return home each evening. They go through the daily ritual of complaining about... THE FP. And then they check their inboxes one more time. They read the notification:
"um no ur wrong dude you suck"
After this point, statistically, one out of every five opponauts will punch his computer screen in the face and down a bucket of lemon sorbet.
Good morning, oppo.
CalzoneGolem
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:06 |
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What is this FP you speak of?
*hits f5 again*
PelicanHazard
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:10 |
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I used to do that. Now I wait for FP articles to show up in my private view, read only the article plus some top comments, and then go merrily about my way to Cars.com and Autotrader, trying vainly to track down perfect examples of vehicles I want.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:14 |
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Well I'm just a whore. I leave my literary spunk in both holes.
PatBateman
> 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/23/2013 at 08:33 |
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Dirty slut.
KnowsAboutCars
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:37 |
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My experience on commenting in FP: I've had couple of well mannered discussions (one of which was about stance!) and rest of the comments being ignored by being greywalled.
/ living in the shadows of graywall
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Leadbull
> CalzoneGolem
10/23/2013 at 08:40 |
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The FP aka "the vortex"
davedave1111
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:41 |
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You know, despite the Oppo clique being dicks about it the whole time - apparently the one exception to rules 1, 2, and 3 is being an asshole about the FP - I've never had that experience. In fact, the times I've seen what opponauts were complaining about, it's been them at fault - usually for missing a particularly obvious joke from an FP commenter.
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CalzoneGolem
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 08:41 |
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Oh, Burnerville.
anonsagainstanonymous
> Leadbull
10/23/2013 at 10:02 |
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I kinda fell off the FP after the redesign. It's very cluttered and sometimes it's hard to even know what is the actual post or not. I don't know, it's just a hassle to scroll through. At first I kept reading the AOTD, but . lately not even that. I used to scroll through everything here on Oppo as well, but the same happened when the redesign hit. Last days I haven't been keeping track like I used to. The mobile version is still nice, so I might make it a morning/night/toilet ritual.