Here's A Fun Game

"Suuuubaru" (suuuubaru)
10/22/2013 at 22:28 • Filed to: Craigslist

1) Pick a random Craigslist site

2) close your eyes and scroll halfway down the first page of listings (with pictures)

3) click on the first ad you see

4) Congrats. you get to daily drive the _________ for the rest of the year

5) comment below what you find

My results:

http://fortdodge.craigslist.org/cto/4144895664…

I got a 1994 GMC boom Truck hailing from Ruthven Iowa. The way I see it:

Positives:

It has a 454

Manual!

Can run on propane

not a whole lot of serious rust

never seen a 90s GM truck interior this clean on CL

It's a freaking bucket truck, the possibilities are endless

Negatives:

Eventually I'll have to pay for gas

Vinyl seat and no radio = not ideal for road trips

Not the best vehicle for taking a girl on a date

costs $6.5 grand

DISCUSSION (39)

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:30

I just got this. Dear lord.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle…

TheBaron2112 > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:31

http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/4109029174…

Kinja'd!!!

I don't know if this is good or bad...

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:33

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/414590…

Kinja'd!!!

Positives:

Leather Seats

Maybe equipment, no clue there is no description.

Looks to be in great shape.

$1500

Negatives:

Not the most exciting car in the world.

Again not sure, all it tells me are the miles.

scoob > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:33

Uhhh............

Kinja'd!!!

Pros : None?

Cons : No way I can DD in winter.

Here's the listing .

scoob > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/22/2013 at 22:35

He wants 10 grand ? That's like 2 Miatas.

RotaryLover > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:35

Not bad, I get a Caddy.

http://qc.kijiji.ca/c-autos-et-veh…

carcrasher88 > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:35

Chose Dallas, because why not?

With my eyes closed, I couldn't tell when I was half way, so I ended up at the bottom of the page with...

...a 2013 Jaguar XF with less than 2,500 miles on it.

Luck of the draw?

Pros: Just about everything about it.

Cons: Listing doesn't have much detail, $44,000

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:36

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/ctd/4145876595…

Kinja'd!!!

Pros: Probably really comfortable

can carry a lot of people

navigation!

4wd!

Cons: HUGE MASSIVE

Terrible gas mileage

not fun to drive at all

LeadfootYT > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:37

Boom rig? That's what I need for filming.

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:38

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle…

Pros:
Lots of space
Not a terrible price
Stealthy

Cons:
Heavy
Slow

offroadkarter > scoob
10/22/2013 at 22:38

or 5 Crown Vic Police Interceptors

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > RotaryLover
10/22/2013 at 22:39

I guess we can be STS buddies...

offroadkarter > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:40

Well, I can live with this

http://cnj.craigslist.org/ctd/4145901710…

Kinja'd!!!

Desu-San-Desu > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:41

http://greenville.craigslist.org/ctd/4145762084…

Kinja'd!!!

Pardon me while I go buy a lottery ticket.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:41

Okay, no one is going to believe me.

Kinja'd!!!

I live in MD, figured I would pick a random City, Houston, then why not Galvston??. Close my eyes and my curser is on this guy. http://galveston.craigslist.org/cto/4120738720…

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > scoob
10/22/2013 at 22:42

I mean I have a Sonoma, but dear lord that's a monstrosity. Miata good, always good.

Suuuubaru > scoob
10/22/2013 at 22:43

I had no idea that even existed

TheNoblePatriot > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:45

This game is awesome! This is what I ended up with ....

Kinja'd!!!

2000 Pontiac Bonneville

Pros:

- Seems extra clean

- Reliable 3800 Series II

- Seems well-maintained

Cons:

- It's not a GTO

- Can't see exterior cosmetics

- Not the most flattering car

EDIT: Here's the listing http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/cto/4128500143…

TheNoblePatriot > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/22/2013 at 22:47

Is it a bad thing that I needed to look at this listing three times to make sure that there were indeed the words "S-10" and "Convertible" in the same sentence?

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:47

http://boulder.craigslist.org/ctd/4145694840…

You know what? Of all the possibilities, I like this.

TheNoblePatriot > TheBaron2112
10/22/2013 at 22:48

I dunno, I bet you could have a great night on the town with that. Just, uh, don't let the valet park it.

Suuuubaru > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
10/22/2013 at 22:49

Wow. Great color combo

scoob > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:49

And now I'm stuck with it! :)

Your boy, BJR > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 22:56

http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4137232433…

Kinja'd!!!

What even is this?

Pros:

redneck/gangsta wheels

it will probably run forever

i've never seen one

Cons:

everything else

That windshield banner will get pretty inaccurate pretty fast.

Your boy, BJR > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/22/2013 at 22:58

Ask him if you can pay him in facepaint and faygo.

Bandit > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 23:00

Um....

Kinja'd!!!

http://dubuque.craigslist.org/cto/4127361779…

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheNoblePatriot
10/22/2013 at 23:04

Its a sentence no one should ever use, like "shaving" and "Tom Selleck"

RotaryLover > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 23:05

I think it's good moment to post this.

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Suuuubaru
10/22/2013 at 23:28

Chevy Trailblazer.

I'm become a soccer mom!
noooooooooo!

http://tuscaloosa.craigslist.org/ctd/4104678948…

aquila121 > Suuuubaru
10/23/2013 at 00:25

This is out of my comfort zone:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4145944296…

Kinja'd!!!

Pros: It looks near-mint. Convertibles pick up chicks, right?

Cons: Doesn't mention if it's the V6 engine or one of the V8 options. Will need a marina to dock it by. Has more wheels than gears in the transmission. Does not already have sweet hydraulics on it. I can already feel OPEC eyeing my bank account as I cruise by gas stations. He wants ten grand?? I could buy all that shit Vin Diesel talks about in Fast and the Furious 1 for that price...

Verdict: I would blast "Love Shack" by The B-52s at all times. Oh, I forgot one other point in its favor: FR hooning possibilities.