Halloween is almost here! Do you need a costume?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
10/22/2013 at 13:17 • Filed to: HALLOWEEN

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Let's make a list for those of you who are celebrating but do not have a costume yet. I'll get the ball rolling:

Wear a regular outfit but a blank shirt that says "IRS Auditing Team" on it.

Drive a Ford Pinto and (probably too late to get a vainity plate by now so...) write the words "COME AT ME BRO" on the rear. Not really a costume, but would still scare us car folk.

Black metal Hello Kitty. Do it.

Cardboard cutout of any of the following (wear it): Honda Accord CrossTour, Acura ZDX, BMW X6, 5 series GT, 3 series GT, or Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.

If you have a daughter age 10 or younger, have her go as Wednesday Addams.

If you have a boy age 10 or younger, have him go as Chuckie.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 13:19

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For Halloween, I'm going to wear shoes, just to freak people out.


Kinja'd!!! A3R0 > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 13:20

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 13:26

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I believe I'm going to be a banana.

Yep. Banana suit.

My 9 month old son is going to be a monkey, and my wife who will be carrying him for trick-or-treating (not that a 9 month old needs candy or to go trick or treating..but i digress) so I thought a banana outfit would be funny.


Kinja'd!!! Mazarin > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 13:27

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Heisenberg. I even have access to a 300 SRT for the day.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Mazarin
10/22/2013 at 13:30

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Awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/22/2013 at 13:30

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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 13:37

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I'm going as a knight, my son is a dragon, my daughter is a princess and my wife is an evil sorceress. Pre paint helm here : http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/oppo-i-made-a-…


Kinja'd!!! Bird > CalzoneGolem
10/22/2013 at 14:13

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That's great...I've been trying to come up with costumes I can make out of cardboard for a couple.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 14:17

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I'll be wearing my race gear and going as "Black Stig" (my gear is all black).


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Bird
10/22/2013 at 14:21

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I try to make my costume every year. I wore a cardboard whale on my head, was a grasshopper and was Balsac the Jaws of Death ... that's all I can think of off the top of my head but I made them out of cardboard and spray paint.


Kinja'd!!! JEM > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 14:31

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Since I've been growing a beard for a month, I decided to take advantage of it in my halloween costume: bought a sword and a union general's outfit, going as General Sherman and carrying a gas can around all night asking people if they know which way Atlanta is.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby
10/22/2013 at 14:52

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Shadow(my brother's dog who is my avatar) will be Batdog, and I will be bane.