I realized I may have a problem

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
10/21/2013 at 11:59 • Filed to: Fiat, Aprilia, MotoGuzzi, Maserati...what next

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I now have an Italian car, and bike(Aprilia) There are faster cars, there are better bikes, but there's just something that the Italians design into their machines that almost makes them feel alive. Nothing sounds better than an angry Maserati. I don't want to drive anything not from there.....I now need to figure out a way to increase my income enough to afford this new taste that I've developed.

....I'm screwed....


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:03

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You're pasta the point of no return :-\


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:05

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Something Something Italian pun.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:05

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what do you have for an Aprilia? RSV Mille is one of my favorite things on 2 wheels


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:06

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Time to grow out that mustache.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:06

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French tastes are slightly cheaper. Get a Matra or something else Italian-ish-but-more-fucked-up, and your Italian-lust brain will be so confused it'll never move on to the next Italian stable acquisition.

Maybe.

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Kinja'd!!! Kugelblitz > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/21/2013 at 12:09

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My BMW bike had an Aprilia made motor.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > CalzoneGolem
10/21/2013 at 12:13

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He can't be helped now. We cannoli do so much.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/21/2013 at 12:36

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Well, it's already Italian-ish. The Fiats we get are built in Mexico.