Let's face it, who hasn't been arrested for this?

"Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh) 10/20/2013 at 04:44 • Filed to: hoon laws, onsie

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Woman charged after man wearing a onesie was riding on the bonnet (hood) of her Falcon. When the Police caught up, he was still sitting there in the onesie, smoking a cigarette and wearing a snorkel. Personally, I would have let him off purely for how amazing that sounds.

Interestingly, the car was impounded under Hoon Laws . How the hell is this hooning?

http://www.smh.com.au/wa-news/woman-…

Squid > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 04:53

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I read that and all I could think was, "god damn! I need a dinosaur onesie! Where the fuck do I get one?"

Bricks > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 05:04

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I was going to say "because Australia" but then I read the linked article. man, I didn't see that coming... (this is in reference to the situation, not with hoon law)

(plus I like the dino onesie featured in the article)

FrankN.Stein > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 05:21

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He shouldn't have smoked. Really irresponsible!

@rbalch1 > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 05:48

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officer: "Excuse me ma'am, but do you have any idea why i pulled you over."
lady: "well i was driving along and this dinosaur just came out of the ocean and decided to have a cigarette on my bonnet"
"i didnt want to bother him sir- he looked too comfortable"

officer: "errr..."

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 05:49

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Search the Internets. There must be a picture of this somewhere.

@rbalch1 > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 05:49

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Why have one when you can have five?

m2m, apex detective > Bricks 10/20/2013 at 07:47

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This.

I found it remotely interesting until I read "example of a dinosaur onesie" and almst fell off my chair.

m2m, apex detective > FrankN.Stein 10/20/2013 at 07:48

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Hey, at least he wore the snorkel!
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Wait, how does that even work?

cbell04 > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 08:12

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Hum.. What is meths catch phrase because I suspect some of that too?

webmonkees > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 08:13

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That snorkel was like, a snorkel to him. But that's just the way things go.

webmonkees > Simplify, then add beer 10/20/2013 at 08:26

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Also, don't youjust love it when the weird just stacks up?

McMike > m2m, apex detective 10/20/2013 at 09:26

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Duh..

Simplify, then add beer > Bricks 10/20/2013 at 17:37

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It should actually be 'Because France', but quite frankly I can't see this happening on the Champs Elysees