BLOODY MARY TIME!!!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/19/2013 at 00:19 • Filed to: Signs of Alcoholism

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So I was in bed, pretty much asleep, when my six year old daughter climbs her way into my bed between my wife and I, and starts muscling me off of the side. What time is it? 11:15? It's not even midnight yet! TIME TO DRINK!!

'Tis better to drink alone than to hit the bedroom floor after being shoved by a first grader. Cheers!!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:23

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"It's Bloody Mary Time" , sung to the tune of "It's Howdy Doody Time" .


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > pdthedeuce
10/19/2013 at 00:25

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I was trying to figure out a way to incorporate it into "peanut butter jelly time", but I like your approach better.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:29

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Cheers!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > PRBot II
10/19/2013 at 00:31

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*Clink


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:34

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Word these carefully, please. I thought your 6 y/o daughter booted you out of bed to make her a drink.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:34

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You let her stay, that is a well deserved drink there sir.

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Kinja'd!!! POD > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:39

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I'm nicely ahead of you at the moment. ::hic::

But that's a damn cute.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/19/2013 at 00:41

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LOL No, but I'm sure I'll have to start locking the liquor cabinet in the next 7 years.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
10/19/2013 at 00:42

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I thank you as I prepare the couch for my impending evening slumber.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > POD
10/19/2013 at 00:44

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My drink was half vodka, in a tall glass. I'm not THAT far behind.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:50

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Why? She should be making drinks for Daddy well before she's 13. By the time she's old enough to source her own liquor she'll be the best bartender in school. You gotta think about her future, man.


Kinja'd!!! POD > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 00:57

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Hat's off to you. And well done. I know how I'll make my next drink!


Kinja'd!!! Devilishprune > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 01:38

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Substitute gin for vodka and thank me later.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 03:38

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I've been craving a Bloody for a month now.
First thing today I'm running out for some Clamato and Bacon Vodka!


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > PatBateman
10/19/2013 at 05:38

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