No! Bad Kinja! Bad!

"Lachlan - #ForzaJules" (Lachlan) 10/18/2013 at 23:45 • Filed to: kinja

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Anyone know what might cause this?

PatBateman > Lachlan - #ForzaJules 10/18/2013 at 23:52

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Yeah, I know what caused it. sigh

You touched yourself recently, didn't you?

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > PatBateman 10/18/2013 at 23:54

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I've always wanted too crash a party by running in, yelling 'MASTURBATION IS WRONG' and bail, never to be seen again.

PatBateman > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/18/2013 at 23:58

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You have to do it with a straight face, clutching the Guinness Book of World Records in you left hand (commandingly hoisted over your head, preferably), and wearing lederhosen.

Yup, that's the best way to do it.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > PatBateman 10/19/2013 at 00:00

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Well, I think we might have given someone an idea for a Halloween costume...

PatBateman > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 10/19/2013 at 00:03

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That would be a fun costume. Too late for me to wear it this year, but I might have to go to my old fraternity's Halloween party next year in this outfit.

I need a drink.