DD Track Burn: "Visiting The Grandparents In Florida"

Kinja'd!!! "PRBot II" (prbot2)
10/18/2013 at 02:08 • Filed to: dd track burn

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Welcome to Florida, a sunny state for shady people. You're going to be here until next Sunday, so choose your car wisely.

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2006 Cadillac DTS

275 hp Northstar V8

Zero to 60 - 7.3 seconds

Tissue box behind rear seats, under rear window

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2006 Lexus LS 430

278 hp 4.3 L V8

Zero to 60 - 7.1 seconds

Walmart blind spot mirrors

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2006 Volvo S80

208 hp 2.5 L turbo inline 5-cylinder

Zero to 60 - 7.6 seconds

Wooden bead drivers seat cover, cabin smells like old person


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:11

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daily Lexus

track Volvo

burn the cadillac to the damn ground until there is nothing left, then spit on the ashes, and use them to line the catbox.

^former northstar owner^


Kinja'd!!! Squid > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:12

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DD the LS

Track Volvo

Burn DTS along with the wooden anal beads on the seats of the Volvo. . .


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:12

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DD - Volvo

Track - Lexus

Burn - Cadillac


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:14

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Only till Sunday? Fuck it, burn them all.


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:16

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DD Volvo (I have a thing for 5-cylinders)
Track Cadillac ('Merica!)
Burn Lexus


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:20

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DD DTS

Track the Swede

Burn the luxobeige


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:21

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Ugh... why does the Cadillac have to be FF...

Daily the S80

Tack the LS

Burn the Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:27

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Burn the Volvo and sell the others because fuck the police.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/18/2013 at 02:31

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Edit: Next Sunday.

Muah hahahaha...


Kinja'd!!! oppositecoast > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:36

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DD the Lexus because of its reliability
Track the Volvo because it's the lightest
Burn the Cadillac, because why are there tissues in the back seat?


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 02:38

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Ok, I'll burn the Cadillac and Volvo first, then DD the Lexus and burn it at the airport when I leave.


Kinja'd!!! Eazy-O > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 05:24

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What the heck man, the Ovlov can not do 0-60mph in 5.6s. Maybe 0-60kph.

Figures I've got say 7.3s.

The Toyobarge is supposed to do it in 7.4s, and... I can't be arsed to trawl the interwebs for Caddie's numbers, but I suspect they may be higher.

Anyway.
Track the Ovlov, cause swedespeed.
Daily the Caddie, cause, why not.
Burn the Lexus, cause boring.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Eazy-O
10/18/2013 at 09:00

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Trawling for numbers ain't always easy. I just pulled these times from 0-60times.com, who's let me down before. But unfortunately 0 - 60 times aren't always easy to find.


Kinja'd!!! Eazy-O > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 09:41

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I've used www.carfolio.com for a while now. The design is godawful as of late and the search could use some work, but they do have a nice collection of stats. Enjoy ;)

EDIT: Kinja is being a massive cockmuncher. The links don't seem to work. Anyway, just put carfolio.com in you address bar.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Eazy-O
10/18/2013 at 09:47

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Thanks, man.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PRBot II
10/18/2013 at 18:02

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DD the caddy
track the LS
burn the volvo


Kinja'd!!! SwedishMachine > PRBot II
10/23/2013 at 19:55

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DD - Volvo S80 (comfort)
Track - Lexus Ls430 (rwd!!!!)
Burn - Cadillac DTS (dieeeeee!!!!)