"TSLA" (TeslaMotors)
10/17/2013 at 22:45 • Filed to: Toastride the whip
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"TSLA" (TeslaMotors)
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We doin this again? MOD EDIT: NO WE ARE NOT
PatBateman
> TSLA
10/17/2013 at 22:46 |
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LMAO MOD EDIT.
DasWauto
> TSLA
10/17/2013 at 22:47 |
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TSLA
> TSLA
10/17/2013 at 22:48 |
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lolshit
For Sweden
> TSLA
10/17/2013 at 22:48 |
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wat
getchapopcorn
> TSLA
10/17/2013 at 22:50 |
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Toast, eh?
Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
A: ‘I saw you yeasterday’
Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
A: Things get Toasty!
Q: Why are bread jokes always funny?
A: Because they never get mold!
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A: Doughnuts!
Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
Q: What do the bread say to the chicken?
A: LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE
Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
A: Flours
Q: What pick up line does yeast use on flour?
A: I bread your pardon!
Q: What did the loaf of bread say to the police officer?
A: Rye so serious?
Q: What did the yeast say to the bag of flour?
A: Come on we Knead to be serious!
Q: What is a bakers favorite Beatles song?
A: "Loaf is all you knead."
Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!
Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job?
A: He was just loafing around!
Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery?
A: It's a crumby place to work.
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TSLA
> For Sweden
10/17/2013 at 22:52 |
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communistlock, m8
RMudkips
> getchapopcorn
10/17/2013 at 23:23 |
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"Frankly, that's the yeast of my worries!"
The source for this is a video that includes the most terrifying piece of baked goods you'll ever see.