"Ghost Dog - For the kittens" (Ghost-Dog)
10/17/2013 at 22:17 • Filed to: None
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"Ghost Dog - For the kittens" (Ghost-Dog)
10/17/2013 at 22:17 • Filed to: None | 8
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"I hooked up the accelerator pedal in my car to the brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone."
Steven Wright
pdthedeuce
> Ghost Dog - For the kittens
10/17/2013 at 22:20 |
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Steven Wright ... a nominee for my personal Comedian Mount Rushmore .
Sn210
> Ghost Dog - For the kittens
10/17/2013 at 22:29 |
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The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
- Steven Wright