Hyundai Equus, So Generic Looking.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/17/2013 at 13:07 • Filed to: Ad Watch

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This is a honest commercial, generic middle aged white guy driving around in his generic "luxury" car. Only problem is, not a single person has any idea what it is. Seriously, Hyundai makes a luxury car and then completely forgets to add Hyundai badge to it. The guy drives around looking all smug, is he smug because he has to tell people what he drives? When he tells people, does he say, "It's a Hy-Equus. Yes, it's an Equus."?

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:07

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EYES ON THE ROAD MAN

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 10/17/2013 at 13:09

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Seriously, he's about to plow into those people. LOOK OUT PEOPLE, DUDE'S ABOUT TO MURDER YOU!!!!

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:10

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No worries bro, my Equus's front radar sensors will detect the people in front and stop for me.

dinobot666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:10

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If a car isn't generic looking, then it's hideous. Cue any Toyota related post.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 10/17/2013 at 13:12

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OH SHIT, PEOPLE AREN'T REFLECTIVE! MOVE!!!!

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:12

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You call it generic. I call it sleeper.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:12

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Nope, not at all. You can have a good, bad, or generic looking car.

Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:16

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Only on youtube do you have to sit through a commercial just to watch a commercial.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 13:18

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Go on...

dinobot666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:19

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Isn't that a bit subjective? Can you cite some examples of each?

Nibbles > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:21

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Isn't design in itself subjective?

Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:24

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I've never seen this movie

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:24

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Good

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:24

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Bad

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:25

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Generic

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:26

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I don't get it. Is this a bad thing?

Even if it's generic, so what? It's a whale of a luxury car. Who cares what it is, is it comfortable? If yes, winner.

The guy's not smug, he's comfortable. He has a good car, and people don't know what it is. I doubt he gives a shit what other people think.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 13:28

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You should

Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:30

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I've been wanting to

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:33

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I checked one out while my friend was looking at Veloster Turbo not too long ago. What a mac hine (baba booey) it was. I liked it a lot, and im around Mercs, Volvo, and Aston Martin's all day. Got to drive one at an auto show a while back also, that 429hp V8 aint no joke kids. Sleeper indeed. Can improve on some things, but those are for my own personal taste and can be said about the competitors also. Good for you Hyundai. Keep those RWD cars coming :]

dinobot666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2013 at 13:36

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Here's a vehicle that encapsulates all three styling cues:

EL_ULY > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 13:37

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me neither, or Avatar, any spiderman, Fast and the furious 2 and up, or Transformer movies however many there are. Never had a Big Mac also.

Nibbles > EL_ULY 10/17/2013 at 13:39

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You've missed out on so much

Get back to your couch and start living

Nibbles > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:40

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BLASPHEMER

dinobot666 > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 13:52

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It's true though. It's as generic (for the time) as a Corolla, has a weird ugly hoodscoop and silly body cladding, but as a whole, it's a good looking car.

Nibbles > dinobot666 10/17/2013 at 13:53

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dinobot666 > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 13:55

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I just realized the pic I pulled from Wikipedia has WRX wheels on it, as does my regular Impreza!

EL_ULY > Nibbles 10/17/2013 at 14:01

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just been under cars busting ass since forever (and still broke lol). Now that im engaged, i think my time is up to do those cool things. Even if i had an extra 8 hours in the day, i would get shit done it seem, but im not going to bore you with my shit lol :] Just know that the ultimate 7.3L Power Stroke diesel swapped Volvo 240 wagon will never exist :'(