Cookie Clickers

"vdub_nut: scooter snob" (jollyroger1210)
10/15/2013 at 22:38 • Filed to: None

What are some of the mystery achievements?

And yes, I got those papers done, I'm SKY HIGH on caffeine right now

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DISCUSSION (30)

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 22:42

Kinja, you suck.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 22:43

What's your cps? I'm at over 14.5 billion/second.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 22:44

Seeing as I started this afternoon, and wrote two papers today, I'd say my 1.466 million CPS is respectable.

Also, holy shit.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 22:50

I'm almost 21 billion per second right now. Trying to see where the game ends or just throws error codes now hahaha

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 22:52

Haha! Wait until you forfeit your first quadrillion!

It started out as a click, how did it end up like this?

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 22:52

What in the hell is this and where can I get addicted to it?

vdub_nut: scooter snob > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 22:53

I READ THAT THE FIRST TIME THROUGH TO THE MUSIC OF THAT SONG OH MY GOD ARE YOU A WIZARD

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
10/15/2013 at 22:53

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

y'all best get cookie makin'

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
10/15/2013 at 22:56

Be warned, this game is like heroin for your computer. You think, cool, I'll try this for a few minutes and then, BAM! Your whole life is devoted to increasing your cps. Your wife leaves you. You lose your job. You stop taking care of yourself. It's all about clicking that damn cookie, getting that next achievement. How did this happen to me, you'll ask yourself. But by then, you will have lost everything.

RMudkips > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 22:57

On about 7 trillion All-Time last time I checked.

There's an achievement for making the cookie touch the milk, an achievement for hacking in cookies, an achievement for not clicking and getting cookies, an achievement for not clicking at all, an achievement for fast clicking, and more(?).

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/15/2013 at 22:59

How many heavenly chips?

Frank Grimes > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 23:01

I like the fact I own 83 grandmas. I am craving chip ahoys though. Why is my CPS so low but I own way more factories and crap?

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > RMudkips
10/15/2013 at 23:03

9.6 Quadrillion over here.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 23:03

So it's like Warcraft for people with lives? Ha ha damn. I'm gonna lose everything!

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
10/15/2013 at 23:05

Except with Warcraft you know what you're getting yourself into. I had no clue I would be playing this stupid game for more than 5 minutes, and that was a couple weeks ago.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
10/15/2013 at 23:05

My wife already left me.

Twice.

And I started today!

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 23:06

I really don't know what to say/do with this information.

PowderHound > Frank Grimes
10/15/2013 at 23:06

Factories suck. I'm at 100 factories with 22,400 cps with all the upgrades for it.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 23:07

Dude, you should probably go for a walk. And I don't mean to your fridge to grab more Mountain Dew! Ha ha.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 23:08

Zero, I'm not sure how I can get those, and I don't think I'm eligible yet to get them either.

Frank Grimes > PowderHound
10/15/2013 at 23:12

yea but look at all those cookie makin goodies and onnly 610,000 per second.

Kinja'd!!!

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/15/2013 at 23:13

Oh yes you are. You have to reset your game. You lose all your cookie and building, but keep achievements and gain heavenly chips based on how many cookies you have baked all time. You get +2 cps for every heavenly chip you earn. Do not do a wipe save or you will lose everything. It's worth doing, especially if you have over a quadrillion baked all time.

PowderHound > Frank Grimes
10/15/2013 at 23:15

Kinja'd!!!

Trust me. It gets way too addicting

6cyl > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 23:16

I have had this running on my computer since 443 hours ago but every now and then I forget and close my laptop which stops it...

Kinja'd!!!

18 quadrillion lifetime cookies baked, at 94 antimatter condensers and #95 will cost 2 quadrillion cookies (2,030,752,443,443,733). I only get 20.3 billion cps so it takes a while to get to the next condenser... :(

blackchair > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/15/2013 at 23:20

Started about 8 hours ago...

I think I'm addicted.

Kinja'd!!!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
10/15/2013 at 23:27

Hmmm...I'm unsure about resetting. I'll probably do it later when I read up about this heavenly cookie business.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/15/2013 at 23:38

Just do it. You will be back where you are now in about a day with them. If you aren't sure, you can enter all your stats here and let it calculate for you.

Every heavenly chip increases cps by 2%, not 2 btw.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
10/16/2013 at 00:21

Whoops, here :

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73817062/coo…

sloPro > 6cyl
10/16/2013 at 01:50

holy mother!!!

Mattbob > vdub_nut: scooter snob
10/16/2013 at 08:10

mother of god. I am so glad I can't play this at work. Nice avatar btw.