Last one went over well so...

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10/15/2013 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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It's been around, but still funny...


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! fink stinger > Bird
10/15/2013 at 16:07

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Kinda long, but right on the money:


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Bird
10/15/2013 at 16:19

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So true, soo true.


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > Bird
10/15/2013 at 16:25

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I had my wife read this when it went around last time.

I swear I saw a light come on.

Has since burned out.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Bird
10/15/2013 at 17:50

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LMFAO, this wouldn't happen to me, I make the wife help every time I wrench (unless she has dishes to do). This does several things for me;

1 . She learns about cars ( turn on )

2 . She gets sweaty and dirty ( turn on , cause sexy shower ensues which may or may not involve more car talk )

3 . through the experience she becomes more inclined to buy me parts with out asking. ( turn on , cause car parts )

4 . She does n't ask me if I'm almost finished. ( the most important point, not really a turn on, but it avoids a huge turn off)

5. Live happily ever after.

How did I achieve this you ask? Start training them little by little when the relationship is still young and she's receptive to your hobbies.

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Kinja'd!!! Bird > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
10/15/2013 at 18:07

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Meet my girlfriend, Ferrero1911 . Last time her car needed service, I changed the oil, she rotated the tires.

This is her car: (It's name is Ferrero)

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She decided she wanted that all on her own too! No training required! (Except learning to drive a manual.)


Kinja'd!!! Harrison Voorhees > fink stinger
10/15/2013 at 21:16

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hahhah canadians


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Bird
10/16/2013 at 00:30

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awe man, that thing must be a blast to drive! Currently the wife drives an 03 camry, (my old car) she says its for the best since mine keeps leaving us stranded. My defense is all the learning we've done haha. Here's my headache

not fixed:

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Fixed:

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Currently shes down again...new fuel pump coming in tomorrow. But hey...13 years later and she's still sexy.


Kinja'd!!! Bird > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
10/16/2013 at 00:43

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Nice wagon!

We should all be friends...lol...

This year I sold my German car that kept leaving us stranded. In it's defense, it would only leave us stranded in quaint tourist towns on road trips. Once it was the coolant expansion tank, the other the fuel pump.

She was also 13 years old:

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Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Bird
10/16/2013 at 00:51

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LMFAO...funny you should say that...Im from NYC, and the top pic was taken at H20i in Ocean city last month (first time going btw)...bad thermostat attacks the day after we arrive. I work out of a home office so she never goes to far, and the first long drive since I got the damn thing it bends me over and...well here a small montage:

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needless to say, I learned plenty, she now has a new timing belt and what ever else was acceptable to change with the front end off. fix it right the first time right? oh car...you hurt but so does just about everything else as an adult, work, kids, house etc....