The other side of Australia

"FalconHoon" (falconhoon) 10/14/2013 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Most people think of Australia as a happy go lucky place... and most of the time, in most of the country, it is.

Not so much where I live, this quiet little suburb called Broadmeadows

Fkn Muppets

vdub_nut: scooter snob > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 21:59

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Put that mofo's mustache on the job, it'll be done in an instant.

YSI-what can brown do for you > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 22:04

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They could have choose a better name.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 22:06

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Are those the bogans you Aussies are always complaining about? We have those idiots here in America as well, but we don't have such colorful names for them. I'm from a small town too, you wouldn't believe the number of high school kids who act "gangster" in a 10,000 person town that's 99.5% white people.

Paul, Man of Mustangs > vdub_nut: scooter snob 10/14/2013 at 22:08

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Moustache for Commissioner! Sweeping up bogans!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 22:08

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I'd love to drop these kids in Camden, NJ. It would be amusing to watch.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 10/14/2013 at 22:11

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nah, Bogans are closer to rednecks. These are known locally as dickheads. or Lebo's if you're racist

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/14/2013 at 22:15

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I learned something today.

FalconHoon > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 10/14/2013 at 22:36

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1. No these are not bogans.

2. This isnt even a small town, this is an outer suburb (In Australia, the inner city is where the rich people live, the outer suburbs the poorer, i believe it might be the opposite in most American cities.) This shit is real. Earlier this year my friend was put into an induced coma and intensive care for a week after being jumped by a group of up to 10 large Islanders. After they knocked him out they proceded to stomp on his head (on the road) until thank fuck one of our other friends who was walking his pitty turned the corner, let the pitty go and ran and laid over our mate to cover him. When paramedics arrived (not until the next day but thats another story) they said it was like he had been hit by a car.

3.We don't have the same history as America, our gangs have never been predominately black.

Heres a bogan for reference haha

cbell04 > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 22:52

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Are knifes illegal in your parts? There are laws about how big they can be if concealed here in the USA but it seemed like they were implying no one should carry any knife at all. I've seen crocodile hunter so I call BS! :)

FalconHoon > cbell04 10/14/2013 at 23:02

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Yes, knives are mostly illegal to carry. Yes, that is exactly what they were implying.

Knives, blood and guts on one end, no bloody guts on the other.

The group of people I grew up with, you fought with your fists, you fought one on one. Now shit is ridiculous. The last time I had a knife pulled on me would have been mid-last-year, at the same train station in the video there. Not one person pulling a knife, a group of people, several with knives. We'll stand our ground where we can but I knew I had to fucking run this time.

cbell04 > FalconHoon 10/14/2013 at 23:30

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Have carried a 3 inch pocket knife since 16-17 years old (half my life). Been in many a fight never once considered using it as a weapon..I do understand that protection is one aspect of its use but in my head it's a tool because that's how I use it.

Agreed the gang mentality has gotten worse with time.

Shame that small pocket knives have to be demonized don't know how I would cope with knowing that criminals will carry and a good citizen has no right. Guess I wouldn't care as much if I never had the right in the first place or if I did would move.

Here's the one I've carried for about the last 8 years assisted opening. Easy open and shut design is perfect for gutting boxes:)

Simplify, then add beer > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/15/2013 at 00:05

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Will you take them by the boatload? How soon can you start receiving deliveries?

Signed, all of Australia.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > FalconHoon 10/15/2013 at 00:54

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sucks about your mate, you can't really retaliate because that's exactly what the bastards want.

FalconHoon > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/15/2013 at 01:07

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I wasnt there at the time, what would have happened is my mate would have been walking home, maggoted drunk, hes bout 6foot 2 and as skinny as a rake, walking past these islanders house, they would have said something to him, and my mate Azza just wont let someone think they have it over him, so he would have gone back at them. Since he was so drunk he didnt notice the car pulling up behind him with 5 blokes, one punch he was on the ground, then they just kept stomping on his head... this is the only time I have ever heard him being knocked out though, and he gets in several scraps a year. He has one of the roughest shildhood stories ive heard round here

FalconHoon > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/15/2013 at 01:07

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lol sorry mate, i get a bit chatty when im pinging haha

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > FalconHoon 10/15/2013 at 01:18

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whelp, you start the weekend early.