Daily Polandball: Nuclear Dominance.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 10/14/2013 at 14:14 • Filed to: Polandball

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Sparf > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/14/2013 at 14:20

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"Tjosan, danskjävlar!"

It's hilarious because it's true.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Sparf 10/14/2013 at 14:25

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Translation for the rest of us?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Sparf 10/14/2013 at 14:29

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man måste väl vara skandinav för att förstå detta :P

Yeah, sorry. My swedish is a bit crap right now, it's been years since I last wrote anything in swedish.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/14/2013 at 14:30

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Needs moar typos to be a legit Nigerian scam.

PatBateman > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 10/14/2013 at 14:36

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Also needs Western Union instructions and a contact in Canada.

Sparf > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 10/14/2013 at 14:36

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That was actually 100% correct other than the lack of capital letters and a punctuation mark at the end.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 10/14/2013 at 14:37

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I believe something like "Fuck you, danish bastards!"

Sparf > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/14/2013 at 14:38

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"Tjosan!" is actually more like "Yo!" although "Tjo!" is more common in the majority of Sweden while "Tjosan!" is common in Gothenburg.

Sparf > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 10/14/2013 at 14:41

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Literally it would be "Yo, Danish bastards!" but the humor is somewhat lost in translation. "Danskjävlar" works a lot better in Swedish since you can't put words together like that in English and because it's a common (but mostly lighthearted) exclamation (there's a sort of lighthearted animosity between the Scandinavian nations, particularly Sweden and Denmark).

"Tjosan" is also an odd variation of the more common "Tjo" that according to Wikipedia is more common in Gothenburg (whether that is true or not I'm not really sure). To me it's just a sillier way of saying it.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Sparf 10/14/2013 at 14:44

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Writing from my iTablet. Caps and punctuation marks = bleh :P And I SHOULD be able to write swedish, I'm born and raised about 70km from the swedish border :P

Hilsninger fra broderen som har olje og svenske servitører :P

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Sparf 10/14/2013 at 14:53

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The whole "animosity" amongst us Scandinavian "Brethren" could easily be misunderstood by people who don't live here. We talk smack about "the other ones" all the time, but actually we get along rather well don't we? :)

Sparf > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 10/14/2013 at 14:55

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Yeah that's why I wrote "lighthearted animosity" since it's mostly just jokes.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Sparf 10/14/2013 at 14:59

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Jepp.. We do throw jokes around, but the swedes (in the western part of sweden that is) depends rather much on us "norrbaggar" shopping all our booze and stuff in sweden :P And I'm guessing it's the same for the danes right across the brigde when it comes to the swedes living in the Skåne (Scania) area.

Curiousplay > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/14/2013 at 23:18

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"and a pony."

also this gives me a flimsy excuse to post this.

Svend > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/05/2013 at 05:11

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Sort of like Britain, America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand then? aka ABCANZ aka 'Five Eye's' to some :)