This guy is desperate.

"MountainCommand" (MountainCommand) 10/13/2013 at 20:34 • Filed to: cllols

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"Like Craigslist seriously hate me seriously so now I'm sealing a fake car" !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

His opening line- "Craigslist sucks bc I keep trying to post on romance cause I'm HORNEY and they keep saying for the past 25 hours posting blocked."

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > MountainCommand 10/13/2013 at 20:40

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Gotta love CL. It's like the Walmart of the Internet, but instead of just shrinking away from the undesirables as they pass you in the frozen food aisle, you get a deep, sometimes horrifying glimpse into their very being whether you want to or not.

dieselwagon > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 10/13/2013 at 20:47

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It's not often you can give Wal-Mart a worse name than it deserves. Comparing it to what is found on craigslist manages it though.

dieselwagon > MountainCommand 10/13/2013 at 20:47

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Some real class right there.

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > dieselwagon 10/13/2013 at 21:02

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Haha, there are some interesting parallels between the two, though, right? 95% of people in Walmart are perfectly functional and productive members of society, the same as how 95% of posts on Craigslist are made by normal and rational people for normal and rational reasons. It's that other 5% that makes things interesting.

aquila121 > dieselwagon 10/13/2013 at 21:12

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All I had to say was "WHAT. THE. FUCK." What sealant are you using on that poor fake Mustang?? :D

190e30-Now with COSWORTH > MountainCommand 10/13/2013 at 21:36

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I don't know where you are, but that's two nights in a row that you've dug up two of the most entertaining craigslist posts I've ever seen. Well done

MountainCommand > 190e30-Now with COSWORTH 10/13/2013 at 22:43

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New jersey has quite a few crazies. I chalk it up to our high influx of drugs to this state. These craigslist posts are the visible outcome. Great entertainment value tho haha!