Japanese GP Spoiler Alert

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/13/2013 at 13:19 • Filed to: F1

Well a race happened, and there were results.
Spoiler alert.
I mean it.
I warned you!

Fuck you kinja!

Sunshine once again won, due to the team screwing over Webber, this time with pit strategy. Romaine Lettuce finished third after a fantastic start gave him a early lead. But, at the end he was unable to catch Blondie and the flying Australian passed him up in a great fight for second. Way back in fourth Nando crossed the line with the Iceman close behind. Fortunately the all but clinched title fight will drag on.
Hamilton retired from the race early on as a result of Vettel puncturing his back tire.
Also, Vettel was being a whiny little bitch on the last few laps, seriously he's getting on my nerves.

DISCUSSION (7)

UserNotFound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/13/2013 at 13:23

Yeah that was hilarious when Vettel was crying over the radio.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > UserNotFound
10/13/2013 at 13:27

"Why won't they move?! Make them move! Don't they know me? Guise! Please Samir! I'm begging you Samir! SAMIR!"

doodon2whls > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/13/2013 at 14:21

Sunshine did sound like a whiny bitch at one point on the radio... "Why doesn't he move over, it's not fair !"

I was really pulling for Webbah to slip past Gross Jeans and take the fight to ze German... It's a damn shame he couldn't make that materialize...

Mikeado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/13/2013 at 15:18

It sucks that he can win without being on pole. I was hoping that someone could spoil his rhythm and thus beat him.

Maybe it has to be someone who isn't Mark Webber...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mikeado
10/13/2013 at 15:27

I say we go to the Texas gp and cut a few wires on his car. Just a few randomly.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/13/2013 at 19:48

I was in a shit move, then I read your comment. Thanks, it helped.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn
10/13/2013 at 20:04

It's what I'm here for. Samir, it's what I'm here for. Please Samir. SAMIR!