A perpetual motion device I came up with

"Harrycarry250" (Harrycarry250) 10/11/2013 at 23:11 • Filed to: None

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Simply revolutionary...

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:17

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I'm guessing you're a biomechanical engineer with a minor in graphic design?

TheOnelectronic > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:17

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LOL U NOOB IT WOT WORK CUZ WHERE U GOIN GET MOR DOGS HUH?

Harrycarry250 > TheOnelectronic 10/11/2013 at 23:19

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DAWGS ARE EAZY TO COM BYE KTHXBAI

JustWaitingForAMate > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:19

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Toast always lands buttered side down.

Cats always land on their feet.

Attach buttered toast to cat's back and drop.

It will hover a foot above ground rotating, unable to land due to science.

Harvest power indefinitely from the rotating cat-toast.

I'll take my Nobel prize thanks.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > JustWaitingForAMate 10/11/2013 at 23:31

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Free infinitely unlimited limitless energy that never ends forever.

JustWaitingForAMate > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/11/2013 at 23:35

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Well, unless the cat dies.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > JustWaitingForAMate 10/11/2013 at 23:37

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Whether the cat lives or dies means nothing. Its corpse will continue to spin.

JustWaitingForAMate > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/11/2013 at 23:41

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WAIT I HAVE IT!

Lets double up on science here, put the cat-toast in a box, extend a drive shaft out the side of the box from between the cat-toast. Using the uncertainty principle the cat's life state is both alive and dead until observed, if we never open the box, unlimited energy.

I'm a physics genius.

Frank Grimes > TheOnelectronic 10/11/2013 at 23:43

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there could be a nursery on the chariot or like a sack of dogs to make new ones.

cbell04 > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:51

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So would you have to pull the kittens leash till it brings it to the dogs to stop? If so I approve.

The Real Dacia Sandero > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:52

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For more performance, use male dogs and replace cat with female dog in heat...

cbell04 > Harrycarry250 10/11/2013 at 23:53

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Bro not Eco friendly enough.. Needs to be a highbird

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > JustWaitingForAMate 10/11/2013 at 23:54

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Congratulations on inventing the hyperdrive, bro.

rabbitman > Harrycarry250 10/12/2013 at 00:00

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Could use bunny's

desertdog5051 > JustWaitingForAMate 10/12/2013 at 01:01

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That was good. Nice laugh for the evening.