So some dude in his WRX was revving his engine at the lights

"YSI-what can brown do for you" (ysi-what-can-brown-do-for-you)
10/11/2013 at 21:21 • Filed to: None

At me!!! I ignored him, sorry dude but I am not racing. Partly because it is stupid partly cause I will lose. I feel like I egged him on. I was downshifting to the lights. Nothing crazy, never got above 4k. Never accelerated quickly... I guess he is just an idiot.

DISCUSSION (21)

Lets Just Drive > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:23

I feel like I should know this already, but what're you driving?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:24

His scoobi was just trying to mate with yours. They can't control the urge sometimes.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Lets Just Drive
10/11/2013 at 21:25

Haha, I am driving a scion frs!

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/11/2013 at 21:27

That fatass ain't gettin my petite ass

Lets Just Drive > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:27

Right!

I knew that. It's why I started following you.

And having been an STI guy, I can tell you that Rex owners are the same; bunch of douchebags. Sure, I picked on just about anyone, but my favorite was to pick on those I knew I'd stomp.

When I sold it, and my head cleared, the douchetastic feelings went away and I regained my sanity.

Something about that crowd in their Evo'STIsubshi WubaruRXes.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:29

It could if it really wanted. Park in a locked garage tonight.

TheOnelectronic > Lets Just Drive
10/11/2013 at 21:42

Toyobaru confirmed. Don't remember which flavor.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheOnelectronic
10/11/2013 at 21:43

The EFFFFF ARE ESSSSS

Lets Just Drive > TheOnelectronic
10/11/2013 at 21:46

Yeah. The Toyota of America one. Hah!

TheOnelectronic > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:49

One of my favorite things to do when I have the chance to drive the S6 is to end at the lights next to someone who feels the need to show off.

Y'all aint hood.

I mean, is there a better use for a giant, subtle-looking sedan with a ~3.5s 0-60?

Now I just need that APR tune and a duck-call BOV, and I'm all set for the ultimate tröllwagen.

(Disclaimer: There is a distinction between spirited acceleration from a light and full-on drag racing. I try to never drive in a manner that could get me arrested. ...or get somebody hurt. That too.)

GhostZ > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 21:50

Mating Subarus and Toyobarus made me envision the following:

Somewhere in 1989, an AE86 and first-gen Legacy got together. It was the crazy 80s and free love and whatnot, and they didn't think too much about what they were doing. Next thing they knew, they had to report to angry Camry/Corolla and Leone/Sambar parents about what they did. Taking responsibility, they worked meagerly through the 90s of their family:

Older son Wrex dropped out of high school early with a flat brim and brawny biceps, and worked as a bouncer (on rally stages) until he started gaining weight in his late 20s. He's still strong though, and would beat you up if you called him a name.

Enter younger brother BRZ, who went to business school (in Toyota, Aichi, Japan) and is now back. He's small and scrawny, but very agile and intelligent and he's here to save his family's financial troubles with his degree in hoon.

Desu-San-Desu > GhostZ
10/11/2013 at 22:04

B.O.O.

Best Of Oppositelock.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ
10/11/2013 at 22:04

The FRSGT86 is clearly a female.

desertdog5051 > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/11/2013 at 23:00

If you had left the Scion badges on, he would not have messed with you. Nothing says race like a Toyota badge. :)

Burrito de EJ25 > GhostZ
10/12/2013 at 00:26

I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEING MEAN TO THE OLDER BROTHER HE'S NOT FAT IT'S JUST HOW EVERYONE IS THESE DAYS AND AT STOCK CONFIGURATION HE CAN OUTPACE HIS LITTLE BROTHER ON A MOUNTAIN ROAD ESPECIALLY IF IT'S DURING INCLEMENT WEATHER

GhostZ > Burrito de EJ25
10/12/2013 at 01:06

Wait until the little brother makes big money and invests in a personal (turbo) trainer.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Burrito de EJ25
10/12/2013 at 01:38

But what about potential doooorifto action!!

YSI-what can brown do for you > desertdog5051
10/12/2013 at 01:39

Ever raced a Camry . . . didn't think so. You just scared.

Burrito de EJ25 > GhostZ
10/12/2013 at 02:12

The big brother can invest in even better internals because they're practically priced the same!

Burrito de EJ25 > YSI-what can brown do for you
10/12/2013 at 02:29

Oh, there's potential.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Burrito de EJ25
10/12/2013 at 05:35

Oh man, that looks like fun. If you know what you are doing that is. Sounded nice too.