Hello, my name is PDK

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/11/2013 at 11:21 • Filed to: None

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You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

ATX211 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:30

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Generations of children will now have weaker left legs. This is fucking serious people.

Their legs will never have the chance to fully develop and they will begin to drift to the left when they walk. Not the good drifting either. Eventually they will only be able to walk in a circle with their dead little sad left legs. This, of course, will keep them from even getting to their cars. You know what happens then?!? Fucking Google Autonomous, that's what. Your car has to come to you because of your degenerate little bitch twig. And those car are going to be slow. You just know they are. And do you know what that means!?!?!

Jimmy Johns will no longer have freaky fast delivery. Bring the manual back Porsche! Think of the sandwiches! I mean Children!!

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:30

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Good, good.

Let the hate flow through you young Skywalker.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret 10/11/2013 at 11:33

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Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Mikeado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:43

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Seeing as the PDK's father was the Tiptronic S semi-auto, that's fine.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mikeado 10/11/2013 at 11:44

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But, you missed the joke.

Mikeado > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:45

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Oh I got the joke just fine. I'm poking holes in it for funsies, partly because I'm completely fed up of this whole PDK-vs-manual thing.

6cyl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:52

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Hello, my name in Inigo Montoya.

You blew up the CIA. Prepare to die.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 11:59

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Stop saying that!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 10/11/2013 at 12:26

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Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello, my name is PDK.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 12:36

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BKRM3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 12:44

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I LOL'd.

Bruno Martini > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/11/2013 at 12:45

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Found a short snifter for the PDK. Comes with a free bag....