"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 10/09/2013 at 15:18 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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My beard is becoming prehensile. I took a sip of my coffee, and it grabbed onto the stir stick and pulled it out of the cup.

pdthedeuce > fhrblig 10/09/2013 at 15:18

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you're doing it right .

getchapopcorn > fhrblig 10/09/2013 at 15:25

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My mustache has done similar things.

Well done, sir.

Grindintosecond > fhrblig 10/09/2013 at 15:25

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Should train it to do other things so your arms don't have to. Work, etc.

TheOnelectronic > fhrblig 10/09/2013 at 15:52

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My facial hair is the perfect texture to attach to velcro.

I always have to explain myself when wearing winter jackets.

"Why are you screaming expletives?"

"BECAUSE I LOOKED UP!"

fhrblig > Grindintosecond 10/09/2013 at 16:01

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I shall name him "assistant".