What B&W picture is that in the background?

"McMike" (mcmike) 10/09/2013 at 05:49 • Filed to: fiveminutephotoshop, val kimler

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Looks like he tried the German government, the consulate. He even talked to the U.N. ambassador...... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

These originally were mocking the dildo photobomb pic in !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 's NSFW Val Kimler selfie !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Later, I realized that the dildo pic was a photoshop. With my replies no longer being funny, (two negatives cancel each other out) I decided the only thing to do was to send one of them back to Val.

Here's the other one with a F-14 stick grip.

#topdong

505Turbeaux > McMike 10/09/2013 at 07:40

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Best yet is in pic one, over his left shoulder. That would be the Anal Intruder.

Funny story, a LONG time ago alot of my friends used to think it was funny to go into bars and cock block random dudes. They would walk up to the guy macking on some chick like they knew them and say to the girl, oh yeah, this guy used to be called the Anal Intruder. Hilariousness and sometimes fisticuffs would usually ensue

#hopenoneofemareonoppo

Chteelers > McMike 10/09/2013 at 07:48

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McMike > 505Turbeaux 10/09/2013 at 07:54

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After looking through his tweets, he might be a good candidate for TwitterPhotohopping.

Something simple, like making his nose bigger, adding a beautymark, or putting an Anal Intruder in the back of every shot.

505Turbeaux > McMike 10/09/2013 at 08:00

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how you gonna make that nose bigger than it already is? Maybe dildo nose?

Man the (other) Iceman has not aged gracefully.

Anal Intruder it is

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > McMike 10/09/2013 at 08:10

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That movie was so awesome.

I think I'll watch it tonight.

McMike > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 10/09/2013 at 08:22

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Which Top? Gun or Secret?

ColoradoTaco > Chteelers 10/09/2013 at 08:37

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Dude will always be Doc Holliday to me. Tombstone is one of my top 3 faves

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > McMike 10/09/2013 at 08:45

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Top Secret! Skeet Surfin'!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 10/09/2013 at 08:47

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I would've been PISSED, haha.

McMike > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 10/09/2013 at 08:48

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Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > McMike 10/09/2013 at 08:49

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The one, true...Iceman.

McMike > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 10/09/2013 at 08:52

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Spoiler alert!

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > McMike 10/09/2013 at 08:58

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Nick? What does that mean?

Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

McMike > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 10/09/2013 at 09:03

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Brilliant.

I always used this movie as a baseline test for a girl's sense of humor. A few dates in, I would pop this in the VCR and have ourselves a little movie night. She would watch the movie, and I would watch her.

If she laughed, she was a keeper.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > McMike 10/09/2013 at 09:10

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Perfect. My wife knows many of the scenes!

McMike > 505Turbeaux 10/09/2013 at 09:16

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505Turbeaux > McMike 10/09/2013 at 09:20

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jesus good question, I am at a loss, though it looks too familiar