Does anybody else...

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/08/2013 at 23:14 • Filed to: random thoughts

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ever get the urge to put 911 GT2 RS drivetrain and suspension into an older Beetle? Because that would be the shit.

twinturbobmw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:16

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I'd rather have an AWD first gen Scirocco with 911 drivetrain.

Turner950 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:16

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I want to put the Miata or Civic double wishbone suspension onto a beetle. Let's do both.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:16

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Nope. Belongs in a Type 2. Build a beefy frame underneath, and it might not even try to tip over.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:20

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I hadn't but I might be now...

OneFastPuertoRican > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:22

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These guys have done something similar.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OneFastPuertoRican 10/08/2013 at 23:24

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It's all in German.

80CobraKid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:25

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Nope, but I do want to stuff a GT3 engine in a cayman. Because Porsche should have done it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 10/08/2013 at 23:25

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Beetle parts in an old Beetle to make Beetle EVO. Not Beetle Van.

95HondaV6 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:26

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Plan B:
Remove bodyshell from 911 GT2 RS
Remove bodyshell from Honda Element
Mount Element onto Porsche 911
BOOM: Reardrive Porsche Element
Best daily drive sleeper ever!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 80CobraKid 10/08/2013 at 23:27

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Almost

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 95HondaV6 10/08/2013 at 23:28

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:30

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The proper receiver of this gift has already been decided by the holiest of texts

"And lo, the worshippers of the flat six did taketh from thyne holiest and giveth unto thy ancestor a gift. Thyne gift twas not of gold, nor twas it of silver, but it twas of steel. Through this steel did pump the might of fire and destruction. But thy ancestor of valor did'th indeed accept the gift thusly. Fortuitously, thy ancestor did'th make a glorious resurrection! Yea and so, with thy ancestral quattro reborn, the quattro did'th proclam unto the newest born of the porsches that it was judged it to be good. And thus there was great rejoicing from the camp of the porschephiles. Amen! And quattro be praised!"

95HondaV6 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:31

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Got it...understood...you're right!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/08/2013 at 23:32

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But Beetle parts go in Beetle to make Beetle EVO, the Mayans said so.

OneFastPuertoRican > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:34

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Yeah, but there's pictures.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:34

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No chopped hot rod van? Harrumph!

I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!

80CobraKid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:36

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RUF is that uncle during christmas that isn't just drunk, he's snorting cocaine while wearing a Santa Claus costume.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 80CobraKid 10/08/2013 at 23:37

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Gemballa is the drunken uncle of the Porsche world.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:44

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The mayans are dead and the beetles have been disbanded for a while now.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/08/2013 at 23:49

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And Quattro's get inline fives. Put a flat 6 in there and I cut you.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:51

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YAY PSYCH !

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/08/2013 at 23:54

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I'm rebirthing it as a superior car by moving the weight inward to reduce the understeer tendancy to give all of the noobs who suck a better driving experience because they suck and are afraid to accept quattro as their savior. So you know what I say to that?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/08/2013 at 23:55

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 10/09/2013 at 00:03

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Damn near exists...

matthewklein220 > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 10/09/2013 at 00:44

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I came on here to say that I'd had the same thought! A Van11!