What I imagine the Mini Cooper GP ownership experience to be like:

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Step 1: Spend $40,000 on a Mini

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Step 2: Weep incessantly as a base Cooper S with $5k in wheels/tires/suspension/boost wipes the floor with you at autocross, as you realize you still spent $10k more than he did

Step 3: Realize that with $40k you could have had a used 911. Or NSX. Or Exige. Or literally anything else.

Step 4: Begin questioning every decision you ever made, ever, in life


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Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:11

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I honestly don't know why anyone would buy one... however I have seen about 3 when I was in Florida...


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:14

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Laugh as they get huge repair bills while you have your warranty.
But seriously, 40k for a Mini?


Kinja'd!!! MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig > twinturbobmw
10/08/2013 at 23:16

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Yep. $40,000 smackaroos for a Mini with no back seat and a number plaque inside


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:19

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I think it's more along the lines of...
Step 1: drop $40k on a Mini
Step 2: park it with the rest of your collection

The End

ps I still want one


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:28

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This car is like on the list of cars I always will want to buy but will never come up with any reason why it makes sense.


Kinja'd!!! SonorousSpeedJoe > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:44

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It's true that it's pretty tough to justify that price, but those wheels, man. Those wheels .

Also, if most people blew their cash on a MINI, they'd probably pick that over this (though I think it's goofy in a good way).


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/08/2013 at 23:53

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For $40k I'd get 2 of these


Kinja'd!!! wilsel > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/09/2013 at 00:27

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You have to factor in resale value as well. If you take a $25k mini, and put $5k in aftermarket into it, you've now hurt the resale value by $5k as well. So now you have a $20k mini that you have $30k in. The GP will hold its value because of low production numbers. It's like buying a
135i, and making it as fast as a 1M coupe. Yeah you can do it, but in the end you would of been better off just getting a 1M.


Kinja'd!!! Squid > MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig
10/09/2013 at 00:50

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When I was looking for tires to put on my mom's Clubman, I ran across an interesting forum post. A GP owner needed new tires and was upset that the ultra sticky R-comps didn't last. He was looking to put a set of regular old "high performance all seasons" on the car. It gave me a good chuckle.