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Pure speculation.
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Miata, Ray Wert
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thank hollywood:
via Bruce Almighty
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Straight 6 turbo diesel Miata Wagon with manual trans in Gulf livery owned by Steve McQueen as seen on Back to the Future doing donut around a beige Camry at Laguna Seca
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If driving the Bowler Wildcat makes you feel like that, then this is the the vehicle of choice.
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He would be Carroll Shelby, and he would drive an emissions-free 1969 Mustang GT500 with 2,000 HP at the rear wheels.
And all would bow to him.
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RWD naturally.
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I'm goin' up to the spirit in the Sky.
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Bowler Wild Cat
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He would drive this
Of course, the god is Mr. Bean.
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Er, probably something like Stirling Moss, and something like the Blower Bentley.
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Excellent consideration right there.
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Cadillac Sixteen, Jay Leno
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Heheheh Mr. Bean would be immortal so he crash as many McLarens as he wants...
sorry was that in bad taste?
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Classic Hammond.
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At least he's fixing his own McLaren instead of' buying another one and crash it again and repeat the process until there's no McLarens F1 at all on earth.
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A classic Fiat 500 with a fire spitting Lambo V10, because god is awesome (in the classical sense, the more modern meaning is debatable depending on who you're talking to), more than a little confusing and has an obvious sense of humor (see the platypus, politicians, and the minds of women).
Edit: I forgot to add a pic of who it would be
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E30. It's God's Chariot.
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He would be Parnelli Jones and he would drive EVERYTHING!
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I prefer to think that there's a pantheon of car gods.
There's a God of Speed, who drives an old Bonneville Salt Flats racer
There's a God of Backroads, who drives an Elise
There's a God of Back Straights, who drives a Shelby Cobra
There's a God of Upstarts, who drives a Lotus Elite
There's a God of Defiance, who drives a Lamborghini 350GT to the track, where he drives a GT40
There's a God of Noise, who drives a BRM V16
There's the Trickster God, who drives one of Smokey Yunick's acid dipped Chevelles
There's a God of Exploration, who drives a Series Land Rover
There's a God of War, who drives a Willys Jeep
There's a God of Industry, who drives a Model T
There's a God of Class, who drives an SM
There's a God of Outlandishness, who drives a Countach
There's a God of Opulance, who drives a Duesenberg
There's a Goddess of Beauty, who drives an E-Type
There's the Mother Goddess, who drives a Cugnot Steam Trolley (the first true car, and thus the mother of all cars)
There's the Goddess of Joy, who drives a Morgan 3-Wheeler
There are the Titans of Motorsport, who drive a 962C, an Ur-Quattro, an Auto Union Type C, a 240SX, a King of the Hammers Rig and a Top Fuel Dragster.
There are the muses of design (who drive a Miura, a Chevrolet Corvair and a Bugatti Atlantic Type C) and the muses of innovation (who drive a DS, an S-Class and a Tucker).
Then there's the furies of PCH; rust (Alfasud), hard to find parts (Borgward Isabella), botched repairs ( take your pick ), distasteful modifications (Fauxrarri Fiero) and suspiciously cheap deals (£500 Jaguar XJ12).
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a Formula 1?
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you need this shirt
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As soon as my paypal account is set, I'm buying 7 of theses! For the whole week!
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Bravo!
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Thanks :)
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I see your E30, and raise you an M3
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I can't believe I read the whole thing. Well done.
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Thanks :)