"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
10/08/2013 at 11:04 • Filed to: None | 0 | 25 |
He was driving in this morning to work (I work with him) and hit a deer, it smashed up the drivers side front, the hood blew open, the brakes stopped working and afterwards the car wouldn't shift into gear anymore. Also the battery was mush, oil an deer guts everywhere and the air cleaner was busted up. That car is totaled! The deer sure did a number on it, it was a big one. He was probably doing ~70mph when he hit it. Had to coast to a stop with a hood over the windshield and no brakes.
MoparKetchup
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:06 | 0 |
Is he okay?
$kaycog
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:08 | 0 |
Oh, wow. That deer really did a number on it.
Mason-Dixon
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:08 | 0 |
Good thing he's alright. Maybe the Camry should come standard with hood pins /sarcasm
EL_ULY
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:11 | 0 |
hope he is ok, crazy ass deer >:(
Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:12 | 0 |
Everytime I saw this kind of crash on the net, I'm so happy there's no moose here in Indonesia.
But you have to see camel's crash. That's insane.
getchapopcorn
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:13 | 0 |
I've always suspected that the deer had a problem with Japan...
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> MoparKetchup
10/08/2013 at 11:23 | 1 |
sorry, i should've added, he is OK!
Bricks
> getchapopcorn
10/08/2013 at 11:24 | 0 |
except until this year the camry was the most american vehicle around
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Mason-Dixon
10/08/2013 at 11:24 | 0 |
Yeah, the good thing is, I can urge him to buy something other than a Camry. He made a good point though, in that year he found the Camry seats more comfortable than the fusion and the mpg's were significantly better. He's bought American all his life, I think it's time to go back.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
10/08/2013 at 11:24 | 0 |
Haha, a moose would've been terrible, this was just a big deer.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> EL_ULY
10/08/2013 at 11:25 | 1 |
he's ok. Deer shouldn't drive.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> $kaycog
10/08/2013 at 11:25 | 1 |
Sure did! Time for him to get an ecoboost equipped vehicle :p
desertdog5051
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:27 | 0 |
Trivia. Know why the MSP have that clear band around the red dome of the overhead flasher? Answer. I gives a little bit more brilliance to the flash. Glad to hear he's OK. Michigan has one of the highest deer populations in the country.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> desertdog5051
10/08/2013 at 11:31 | 0 |
Yeah, crazy thing is, this happened in rush hour and the deer hit his particular car, just his luck, haha. Apparently the tow truck that picked it up broke down so it had to be put on another tow truck, lol.
$kaycog
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:37 | 0 |
EcoBoost.......oh, yeah! I love mine.
MoparKetchup
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 11:43 | 4 |
Okay... That's good to know! You have given me the green light to post this:
Takuro Spirit
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 12:09 | 2 |
STUPID CUNT NIGGER DEER.
Glad he's okay.
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 12:21 | 0 |
Good thing he's ok. That's terrible. Deer are the scum of the earth, as far as I'm concerned. They're like gigantic horned rats that also have the IQ of a small grain of sand. The only purpose they seem to serve is to be food for other smarter animals. And to destroy our precious vehicles.
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Takuro Spirit
10/08/2013 at 12:25 | 0 |
Ohhhhh yes
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
10/08/2013 at 12:34 | 2 |
Sounds about right. Their meat is pretty delicious though. Jerky, Sausage, Burgers, Steaks, yum!
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> $kaycog
10/08/2013 at 12:35 | 1 |
haha me too. I am going to make sure he test drives some, haha.
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 12:52 | 0 |
This is also true. They're like cows on hard mode.
minardi
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/08/2013 at 13:05 | 0 |
Too much nitro...
GreenN_Gold
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10/08/2013 at 13:36 | 2 |
He took out a Camry? That deer is so Jalop.
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> GreenN_Gold
10/08/2013 at 13:36 | 0 |
lol best comment to this post yet!