"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 10/07/2013 at 17:55 • Filed to: asshats

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To the lady in the Camry going way too fast in my neighborhood... I realize you got the "Sport" trim with the super-cool spoiler, gunmetal rims, and extra "grounded to the groundness"....but you don't need to apex every turn into oncoming traffic mmmmkay.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 17:58

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Do what I do

Drive a piece of shit

Get hit

Muh insurance monies

(this is probably fraud I have never done this, nor should you)

dogisbadob > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 17:58

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You'd do the same thing too if you had a Camry. Try it, it's fun :p

EL_ULY > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 17:59

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Same thing for little boys that just bought older German cars as their first car, you might break something and your mom and dad are going to be pissed when they get the bill.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 18:07

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Is the Camry boy racer so low it almost touches the ground? Build a judder bar! :D

scoob > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 18:12

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True, she doesn't have to apex every turn. That's because it's grounded to the ground and won't understeer into oncoming traffic.

Satish Kondapavulur > Tom McParland 10/07/2013 at 19:33

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That's the problem with Toyota drivers. They're either too fast or too slow. There's no in-between with them.