Barrett-Jackson Lot 916: Oh....no.....

"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR) 10/05/2013 at 01:56 • Filed to: ford, mustang, cobra, awful, barrett-jackson

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I can't even begin to explain how terrible this is. How severe of a stroke does it take until someone stands back and says "Yes, this looks great!".

The car in question here is a 2004 Ford Mustang Cobra. Now, I've talked about the terminator cobras !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I'll spare you the technical mumbo jumbo and just cut straight to the abomination.

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What the hell? I mean seriously! The ad claims this car has 510hp, but I'd like to know how. Something inside me says that engine is bone stock, and all it has is an exhaust and an open element filter.

Notice anything funny about the dash? Like the gauge cluster being mounted Toyota style? Yeah I'm sure that's fun to read, maybe the passenger can tell you what your boost level is at.

I'd like to know who actually bought this, maybe they suffered the same severe stroke as the person who designed it. I know S197 mustangs can "kind of" pull off the aftermarket retro look, but the SN95 style, this just does not work AT ALL.

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saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:01

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It worked for Will.I.Am.

tanuki after dark > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:01

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it almost works

POD > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:03

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Oh no??

No but seriously, that abomination needs to go.

offroadkarter > tanuki after dark 10/05/2013 at 02:04

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it worked better when it wasn't violated

offroadkarter > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 10/05/2013 at 02:05

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he also had that impounded by police, I think they were trying to do society a favor by getting rid of that ugly thing.

offroadkarter > POD 10/05/2013 at 02:06

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tanuki after dark > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:06

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as a coupe.

Frank Grimes > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:07

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Pretty sure those cars were under rated at 390HP and all it might need is a smaller blower pulley to get to 500hp.

offroadkarter > Frank Grimes 10/05/2013 at 02:10

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Yes they were underrated but not by that much. They are really around 420hp. Something tells me all they did to this car was a couple boltons and did ricer math to get that number, I'd be willing to bet the blower and pulley are 100% factory.

offroadkarter > tanuki after dark 10/05/2013 at 02:10

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this body style is just to different to do a retro car, it looks nothing like the 60's versions.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:13

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Haha, I hate him for creating this.

edit: Also his music.

edit2: "music".

tanuki after dark > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 02:20

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thats why it almost works. only problem i have is the break in the line of the 2 tone

cesariojpn > offroadkarter 10/05/2013 at 05:06

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A wild Voltorb appears!!

offroadkarter > cesariojpn 10/05/2013 at 05:26

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This car self destructing would do the world a favor

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 10/05/2013 at 10:34

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Will.I.Am is an abomination to cars and car design. He was on Top Gear (UK) and didn't even know how to drive a manual. He also considered himself some sort of designer by putting a T-Bird roof on a C1 Corvette.