10/04/2013 at 13:23 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
We all know that assholes, like people, are unique, and a certain culture can leave marks on an asshole who lives in it. So, what do you drive, if you're in asshole in:
North America -
UK -
Germany -
France -
Italy -
Japan -
Korea -
Soviet Russia -
Commie China -
South America -
Middle East -
Moon -
You can add any other place you want.
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Answer for all nations: BMW.
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Lifted bro trucks
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only newer ones
10/04/2013 at 13:28 |
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That's not a place, bro'.
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So lifted Suzuki Carrys in Japan?
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Agree. I thought about that, but didn't clarify.
Assholes want the newest models at all times.
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They're large enough!
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Dekotora
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Or a SUV from any brand. SUV BMW takes the cake.
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Brazil - Golf/Civic
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In Wisconsin its Douchebags "Rollin Coal"
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95% of German assholes drive Audis.
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That makes a lot more sense.
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I thought it would be 95.3% knowing Germany. Got to have those sig figs.
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And the other 5%?
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In Alberta it's gotta be "Rig Rockets" - lifted, noisy, chromed-up pickup trucks (not always diesels) driven by young men with lots of disposable income.
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Tuayennes, of course!
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In wisconsin they are driven by highschool hicks with parents with disposable income.
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Southern California. Prius, lol.
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i tend to roll backwards on the hills so the person coming up behind me knows not to get close. Sometimes it works, sometimes they get even closer.... I can get away on a hill start without going backwards if needed though.
N America- prius, or minivan.
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Since the bigger TDIs made it into the Passat, they're quite bad, too.
And don't forget BMW X5s.
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Don't forget the mandatory "Gol Batedeira"
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Oh, I pity those guys. They can be assholes, but they know that car isn't going to last much, so...
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UK - Mercedes-Benz, Audi, BMW, new Range Rover, Vauxhall Vectra, Aston Martin DB9, Peugeot 106, VW Golf, Toyota Prius, Fiat 500, new Mini, Smart Cars...
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Já que vc sabe portugues:
năo esqueça do turbao "trequilimei"
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Santana AP2000 turbo Treiquilimei > Corvette Z06. Todo mundo conhece alguém que já falou isso.
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72.6% of all statistics are made up.
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"Don't trust any poll numbers if you haven't faked them yourself."
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You're forgotten the Range Rover Sport!
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Note that Audis with sneering DRLs are the worst.
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In Guyana, Toyota allions/premios with some raums thrown in for good measure; these will be the private taxi's.
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Yes...