International asshole, what do you drive?

Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
10/04/2013 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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We all know that assholes, like people, are unique, and a certain culture can leave marks on an asshole who lives in it. So, what do you drive, if you're in asshole in:

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North America -

UK -

Germany -

France -

Italy -

Japan -

Korea -

Soviet Russia -

Commie China -

South America -

Middle East -

Moon -

You can add any other place you want.

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DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:26

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Answer for all nations: BMW.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:26

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Lifted bro trucks


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
10/04/2013 at 13:28

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only newer ones


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:28

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That's not a place, bro'.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:29

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So lifted Suzuki Carrys in Japan?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:29

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Agree. I thought about that, but didn't clarify.

Assholes want the newest models at all times.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:30

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They're large enough!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
10/04/2013 at 13:31

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Dekotora


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > PatBateman
10/04/2013 at 13:32

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Or a SUV from any brand. SUV BMW takes the cake.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:32

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Brazil - Golf/Civic


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:32

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In Wisconsin its Douchebags "Rollin Coal"


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:33

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95% of German assholes drive Audis.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:34

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That makes a lot more sense.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 13:36

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I thought it would be 95.3% knowing Germany. Got to have those sig figs.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 13:42

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And the other 5%?


Kinja'd!!! BJ > maximillious
10/04/2013 at 13:47

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In Alberta it's gotta be "Rig Rockets" - lifted, noisy, chromed-up pickup trucks (not always diesels) driven by young men with lots of disposable income.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
10/04/2013 at 13:48

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Tuayennes, of course!


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > BJ
10/04/2013 at 13:50

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In wisconsin they are driven by highschool hicks with parents with disposable income.


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:54

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Southern California. Prius, lol.


Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 14:28

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i tend to roll backwards on the hills so the person coming up behind me knows not to get close. Sometimes it works, sometimes they get even closer.... I can get away on a hill start without going backwards if needed though.

N America- prius, or minivan.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 14:30

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Since the bigger TDIs made it into the Passat, they're quite bad, too.

And don't forget BMW X5s.


Kinja'd!!! DConsorti > Hermann
10/04/2013 at 15:27

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Don't forget the mandatory "Gol Batedeira"


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > DConsorti
10/04/2013 at 15:39

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Oh, I pity those guys. They can be assholes, but they know that car isn't going to last much, so...


Kinja'd!!! dieselwagon > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 15:47

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UK - Mercedes-Benz, Audi, BMW, new Range Rover, Vauxhall Vectra, Aston Martin DB9, Peugeot 106, VW Golf, Toyota Prius, Fiat 500, new Mini, Smart Cars...


Kinja'd!!! DConsorti > Hermann
10/04/2013 at 16:11

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Já que vc sabe portugues:

năo esqueça do turbao "trequilimei"


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > DConsorti
10/04/2013 at 17:36

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Santana AP2000 turbo Treiquilimei > Corvette Z06. Todo mundo conhece alguém que já falou isso.


Kinja'd!!! Bubbles22 > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 20:45

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72.6% of all statistics are made up.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Bubbles22
10/04/2013 at 20:49

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"Don't trust any poll numbers if you haven't faked them yourself."


Kinja'd!!! Ce he sin > dieselwagon
10/06/2013 at 17:42

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You're forgotten the Range Rover Sport!


Kinja'd!!! Ce he sin > dieselwagon
10/06/2013 at 17:44

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Note that Audis with sneering DRLs are the worst.


Kinja'd!!! Sese > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/07/2013 at 09:41

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In Guyana, Toyota allions/premios with some raums thrown in for good measure; these will be the private taxi's.


Kinja'd!!! DConsorti > Hermann
10/07/2013 at 10:02

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Yes...