International asshole, what do you drive?

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
10/04/2013 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

We all know that assholes, like people, are unique, and a certain culture can leave marks on an asshole who lives in it. So, what do you drive, if you're in asshole in:

North America -

UK -

Germany -

France -

Italy -

Japan -

Korea -

Soviet Russia -

Commie China -

South America -

Middle East -

Moon -

You can add any other place you want.

DISCUSSION (32)

PatBateman > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:26

Answer for all nations: BMW.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:26

Lifted bro trucks

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
10/04/2013 at 13:28

only newer ones

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:28

That's not a place, bro'.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:29

So lifted Suzuki Carrys in Japan?

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:29

Agree. I thought about that, but didn't clarify.

Assholes want the newest models at all times.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:30

They're large enough!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
10/04/2013 at 13:31

Dekotora

duurtlang > PatBateman
10/04/2013 at 13:32

Or a SUV from any brand. SUV BMW takes the cake.

Hermann > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:32

Brazil - Golf/Civic

maximillious > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:32

In Wisconsin its Douchebags "Rollin Coal"

Klaus Schmoll > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:33

95% of German assholes drive Audis.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 13:34

That makes a lot more sense.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 13:36

I thought it would be 95.3% knowing Germany. Got to have those sig figs.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 13:42

And the other 5%?

BJ > maximillious
10/04/2013 at 13:47

In Alberta it's gotta be "Rig Rockets" - lifted, noisy, chromed-up pickup trucks (not always diesels) driven by young men with lots of disposable income.

Klaus Schmoll > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
10/04/2013 at 13:48

Kinja'd!!!

Tuayennes, of course!

maximillious > BJ
10/04/2013 at 13:50

In wisconsin they are driven by highschool hicks with parents with disposable income.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 13:54

Southern California. Prius, lol.

MountainCommand > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 14:28

i tend to roll backwards on the hills so the person coming up behind me knows not to get close. Sometimes it works, sometimes they get even closer.... I can get away on a hill start without going backwards if needed though.

N America- prius, or minivan.

m2m, apex detective > Klaus Schmoll
10/04/2013 at 14:30

Since the bigger TDIs made it into the Passat, they're quite bad, too.

And don't forget BMW X5s.

DConsorti > Hermann
10/04/2013 at 15:27

Don't forget the mandatory "Gol Batedeira"

Hermann > DConsorti
10/04/2013 at 15:39

Oh, I pity those guys. They can be assholes, but they know that car isn't going to last much, so...

dieselwagon > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/04/2013 at 15:47

UK - Mercedes-Benz, Audi, BMW, new Range Rover, Vauxhall Vectra, Aston Martin DB9, Peugeot 106, VW Golf, Toyota Prius, Fiat 500, new Mini, Smart Cars...

DConsorti > Hermann
10/04/2013 at 16:11

Já que vc sabe portugues:

năo esqueça do turbao "trequilimei"

Hermann > DConsorti
10/04/2013 at 17:36

Santana AP2000 turbo Treiquilimei > Corvette Z06. Todo mundo conhece alguém que já falou isso.