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Be sure to align the hemispheric piston calipers before adjusting the theremin interface. Else the hydrostatic gravitons will fall out.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The alphanumeric variable summary:
"Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by
where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."
Update: Journalists report on the overunity reflex node.
Any resemblance is mere manipulated coincidence pixels.
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We had someone interview at work that formerly worked for Rockwell. I asked him if he could explain capacitive duractance to me.
He was sweating bullets, but everyone else had a good laugh.
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But what about the flicknauer?? If it's not properly aligned to actuate the gestaffinator, you'll end up walking. And always, be sure to check the nut behind the wheel.
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I have worked on encabulators (non-turbo, of course), and I am seriously amazed that these two master technicians can keep from blowing smileage while slewing through such a massive quantity of bang-stop wordage. Good work guys!
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I talk about laptops like this to my techs. I'm like so what did you find out was wrong with it? Did the protocols fall out?
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Someone please discomb this epic discussion into a quasi-coherent Word document for enjoyment by all master-encabulators everywhere.
![]() 10/03/2013 at 14:18 |
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updated using kinjalettes.
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Be sure not to us more than 5 hydraulic centigrams of wavelets or variable adhesion may occour.
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Thank you kind sir; I am fully withdrawn, and in your re-debt-titness. I cannot transcend that more jalop-oh-kidd-ness could ever devolve nor be more reticulant. Thankx once more and four shure!
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This is like how every mediocre episode of Star Trek: TNG ended.
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Wil Wheaton needs to do a take on that script.
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Hell yes.