Paddle shift algorithmic turbo encabulators: what you need to know.

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10/03/2013 at 13:51 • Filed to: Encabulator

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Be sure to align the hemispheric piston calipers before adjusting the theremin interface. Else the hydrostatic gravitons will fall out.

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"Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."

The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by

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where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration."

Update: Journalists report on the overunity reflex node.

Any resemblance is mere manipulated coincidence pixels.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 13:58

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We had someone interview at work that formerly worked for Rockwell. I asked him if he could explain capacitive duractance to me.

He was sweating bullets, but everyone else had a good laugh.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 13:59

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But what about the flicknauer?? If it's not properly aligned to actuate the gestaffinator, you'll end up walking. And always, be sure to check the nut behind the wheel.


Kinja'd!!! 95HondaV6 > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:03

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I have worked on encabulators (non-turbo, of course), and I am seriously amazed that these two master technicians can keep from blowing smileage while slewing through such a massive quantity of bang-stop wordage. Good work guys!


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:09

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I talk about laptops like this to my techs. I'm like so what did you find out was wrong with it? Did the protocols fall out?


Kinja'd!!! 95HondaV6 > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:09

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Someone please discomb this epic discussion into a quasi-coherent Word document for enjoyment by all master-encabulators everywhere.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > 95HondaV6
10/03/2013 at 14:18

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updated using kinjalettes.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:26

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Be sure not to us more than 5 hydraulic centigrams of wavelets or variable adhesion may occour.


Kinja'd!!! 95HondaV6 > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:32

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Thank you kind sir; I am fully withdrawn, and in your re-debt-titness. I cannot transcend that more jalop-oh-kidd-ness could ever devolve nor be more reticulant. Thankx once more and four shure!


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 14:52

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This is like how every mediocre episode of Star Trek: TNG ended.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > PanchoVilleneuve ST
10/03/2013 at 15:44

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Wil Wheaton needs to do a take on that script.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > webmonkees
10/03/2013 at 15:46

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Hell yes.