Do you have $25k and Hate Haggling?

"Brian Tschiegg" (WritingInCars) 10/03/2013 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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Well then do I have a deal for you! Throwing the towel in on his car collection (his words, not mine), this fine gentleman would like you to buy his whole stable of sixteen cars. Go from general enthusiast to car nut in less than ten minutes because that's all the time he's giving you to think about it. And don't you think about wasting his time. Want only one of the cars? Then just pay $25k and take the one you want; he doesn't give a shit what you do with them.

Seriously though the guy has a Lotus Élan and some other interesting cars, but he doesn't provide good (or actual) pictures of the cars and almost no description. How does he expect to sell these?

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/410127…

William Byrd > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:24

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Wow, that's a lot of (potentially massively unreliable) cars! Would be expensive to just get them all moved to your storage area! haha

dieselwagon > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:25

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Nice selection of cars, most of them I would love to own.

It seems more like he needs $25k urgently, rather than actually wanting to sell all his cars.

For Sweden > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:27

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NP

cazzyodo > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:27

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:28

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My guess is that most of them where "running when parked".

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:32

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Principals only!

Brian Tschiegg > William Byrd 10/03/2013 at 09:32

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Word on the street is that his mechanic committed suicide when he heard about the sale.

The Real Dacia Sandero > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:36

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I love how he sneaks this gem in right at the end... "Please note: The first picture of the SEC convertible is the actual car the other pictures are for the purposes of identification and color of the models and are not pictures of the actual cars."

The Real Dacia Sandero > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 09:38

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Also, what else is $25k and requires no haggling... /Drive needs to do a BRZ or That on this craigslist ad...

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > cazzyodo 10/03/2013 at 09:38

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Wait, a whole suite of cars for $25k, cash only, and if we can't be done in 10 minutes or less there is no deal, in Miami?

Please tell me the transaction place is a poorly lit shipping dock, and you have a deal!

cazzyodo > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 10/03/2013 at 09:43

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You know what they say: location, location, location.

Wouldn't want to disappoint...I mean, it is CL after all. Gotta hit and exceed expectations.

zadtheinhaler > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/03/2013 at 09:51

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Considering the tendency towards Teutonic iron, that's more than likely.

Mattbob > The Real Dacia Sandero 10/03/2013 at 09:55

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FRS is the no haggling one.

magman007 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/03/2013 at 09:56

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The Real Dacia Sandero > Mattbob 10/03/2013 at 09:56

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I know that. But, they say BRZ or that because it sounds better than BRZ FRS FT86 or that.

desertdog5051 > Brian Tschiegg 10/03/2013 at 11:07

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Let's see if I am spelling this right. SCAMMM!

Brian Tschiegg > desertdog5051 10/03/2013 at 14:05

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Close. Too many Ms.