"Turner950s" (Turner950s)
10/03/2013 at 02:53 • Filed to: None
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"Turner950s" (Turner950s)
10/03/2013 at 02:53 • Filed to: None | 5
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1,001,011,386 points
2 engines- one twincharged (turbo and super) flathead with 5 throttle bodies and 5 carburetors, one turbine
4 door hardtop convertible RWD dually with a manual shifter on the tree
Mixed origin (of course, it's got to be a custom build)
1001+ horsepower and I answered "yes, it is a vector." That's our base that we're building this dually convertible off of.
Pre-WWII (so that's where some of the flathead parts come from)
Finally, it's got 0 cupholders, 10 ashtrays, 999 bondo patches, truck nutz in Virginia, a working all digital dashboard, hydropneumatic suspension and a waterbed.
Someone should draw a picture of this thing. I bet it'd look awesome.
EDIT- did a quick sketch
Decay buys too many beaters
> Turner950s
10/03/2013 at 03:13 |
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FR-S - 101
Jetta - 30
Virago - 236 o.O
But damn I'd love to see the monstrosity described above
Dusty Ventures
> Turner950s
10/03/2013 at 03:24 |
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I actually drew something in this vein in high school ten years ago. I'll have to see if I still have the drawing...
m2m, apex detective
> Decay buys too many beaters
10/03/2013 at 04:45 |
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Toyota actually built the FR-S to hit that exact score ... they wanted to make a car demonstrating Jalopness 101. #themoreyouknow
I_AmDeath
> Turner950s
10/03/2013 at 06:38 |
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Whats the lowest you have gotten? I've gotten to - 1465.
dieselwagon
> Turner950s
10/03/2013 at 08:32 |
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I get -20 for a euro diesel, +20 for a manual. I think this test is bogus, designed for detroit metal, crazy HP fans, not a true jalop test at all.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> dieselwagon
10/03/2013 at 08:45 |
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I don't think anything can truly be a true jalop test. It's all about whatever YOU think is automotively cool.
I feel this is more a test of common themes throughout oppo and the fp. But it isn't a catch all, it never would be able to.
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dieselwagon
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/03/2013 at 08:51 |
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Yeah, it would be impossible to get right. I ended up with a pretty decent score i guess, 115. Even with the -20 for Euro diesel. So I can't complain really...
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> dieselwagon
10/03/2013 at 09:03 |
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haha yeah, that IS good. My Taurus SHO gets like 30 points, takes a big hit in the cup holder department.