GTA Online Trolling Level: State Trooper

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 10/02/2013 at 13:06 • Filed to: Grand theft auto v

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1) Acquire police interceptor
2) Search for other players
3) Activate siren as you approach them
4) Proceed to go Robocop on them as they try to run
5) Return to step 2

TheOnelectronic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:09

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Step 1: Start GTA Online

Step 2: Realize you can't do anything without other players

Step 3: Quit due to paralyzing social anxiety.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > TheOnelectronic 10/02/2013 at 13:10

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I had trouble getting started but the online is working for me now.

Long Live the Longdoor > TheOnelectronic 10/02/2013 at 13:11

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This.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:13

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So you are leading them to believe the police is after them, while in fact you are a criminal due to having stolen a police car. Nice.

TheOnelectronic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:14

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I thought it might provide a fun way to fuck around with some friends, but it seems more shifted towards a general persistent world. I has a sad.

Don't get me wrong, the concept sounds amazing; I just really don't like playing games online with people I don't know, especially on consoles. Glorious PC Gaming Master Race online games (Excluding LoL/DoTA) are populated with a somewhat more rational demographic, likely due to the higher cost of entry/nobody you know plays games on PC. Through random chance, my situation is reversed. I know one person I could play the game with on Xbox, and about 5 on PC.

Jayhawk Jake > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:19

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My version last night

1) Start GTA Online

2) Fail to connect

3) Rage

Repeat steps 1 to 3, then go customize a baja bug to be awesome.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > TheOnelectronic 10/02/2013 at 13:32

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You can invite friends to your session, I believe.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Jayhawk Jake 10/02/2013 at 13:33

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I almost ragequit but the connection worked at the last moment.

TheOnelectronic > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:36

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Yeah, and I can make it invite-only, but that means I can't really do anything until said friend (who is broke) gets the game.

area man > Jayhawk Jake 10/02/2013 at 13:38

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I've watched the intro video and gotten to the first race four times, and each time it freezes when I step into the mission activation circle.

sanchez > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 13:39

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Robocop? How about going Bardem on their ass?

Jayhawk Jake > area man 10/02/2013 at 13:43

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Exactly what happened to me. And each time it seemed to get a little bit further along, then kicked me back to story mode.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > TheOnelectronic 10/02/2013 at 13:47

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My brother and my best friend both got the game. I just need to find a day when we can all play together. You can add me if you want: Samurai Will X on Xbox.

PS9 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 14:29

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WORST POLICE FORCE EVER

Minute 1 "Holy shit, that mass murding pedophile just robbed ten banks! Let's get 'em boys!"

Minute 10 "Damn, still haven't found him. I mean...IDK, he can't be only mass murdering Pedophile out here, right? Ehh may as well call it a day. *Ends Search*

Dailygaraged > area man 10/02/2013 at 14:57

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Yeah after failing all day yesterday I'm a little pissed. It better be up and running smoothly by the weekend or ill really be angry

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 10/02/2013 at 18:10

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My version:

1.) Acquire GTAV

2.) Try to run on PS3

3.) Fail miserably due to lack of memory

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come 10/02/2013 at 19:10

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Bummer.