"Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back" (Michael_Delaney)
10/01/2013 at 21:17 • Filed to: Diet Cars
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"Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back" (Michael_Delaney)
10/01/2013 at 21:17 • Filed to: Diet Cars | 3
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Cars drank diet soda, so they stayed thin. Then, it became okay to be plus-sized, and look where that got us.
JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
10/01/2013 at 21:43 |
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Person from the past:
It got us this 7 series.
What? That behemoth is a 3er? Cars suck, music sucks, people suck. I'm going back.
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Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/01/2013 at 21:46 |
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Wait. WAIT. Take me with you.
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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
10/01/2013 at 21:52 |
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Okay, but I call being Crockett.
Justin Young
> Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
10/01/2013 at 21:53 |
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DAT E30!
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Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/01/2013 at 21:59 |
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Tubbs was a smooth dude; that's cool.
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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
10/01/2013 at 22:14 |
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Yeah, but Phillip Michael Thomas ended up having a dead end career, 12 offspring living in the projects, a bankruptcy, and becoming a born-again evangelical after winning a lawsuit that saved him from living on the street. That had to effect Tubbs, living in an alternate universe, somehow. Tubbs was probably the smoothest dude who ever lived for those 5 years, though (except around Elvis). I'd like his '64 Cadillac as well.
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Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/01/2013 at 22:16 |
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But, if we're going back in time, we can fix all that. It'll be fine. Really.
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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
> Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
10/01/2013 at 22:20 |
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Oh, right! I can't believe I didn't think of that. Priority one, of course, would be saving Zito. That's really the only foreseeable problem.
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Michael Delaney reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back
> JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
10/01/2013 at 22:25 |
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It should do-able and yes, absolutely, priority one. My bankruptcy and 12 children can wait.